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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life

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Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    God simply cant be anything but non binary. Its like a defining feature of the Divine that it transcends mortal boundaries. Insisting on confining that to a sexual, material, fleshy gender binary has always struck me as blasphemous.

    But what do i know im a blasphemous heathen myself 🤷‍♂️

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      They’d probably agree if they actually took time to understand what non-binary actually means. Just like they usually agree with Socialism when you don’t use the word socialism in the explanation.

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        Youre probably right sigh

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      The MAGA God is a big, muscular Alpha male, swinging a 12 inch hammer.

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      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Maga Jesus got nothing on buff Korean Jesus. I will probably die on this hill eventually

    • zloubida@sh.itjust.works
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      Your less blasphemous than a lot of self-described “Christians”.

      • Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Thank you. Ironic innit

    • nastronot@lemmy.zip
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      Sorry but my god needs to have a raging circumcised boner. It’s where I draw the line.

      • Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        B-B-BASED

      • macniel@feddit.org
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        Just one?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Only one way to find out

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I thought their god was trinary by definition. Also aphysical. How is that binary?

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    It’s weird that someone could be successful in politics based on such a stance.

    Literally nothing about governance of state in there, just a single strand of social opinion.

    It’s like winning a captaincy in Grade 7 because you said the teachers smell, but like, this is adults and it’s been working.

    • Gerblat@lemmy.world
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      A looot of people never matured past the junior high/high school level. And a looot of those people are conservatives

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        In Law school they teach us about the “eighth grade rule”. Basically if you’re going to say anything to a jury, make sure an 8th grader would be able to understand it… And after watching a few jury selections, that honestly seems optimistic.

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          Oof, yeah depending on how long ago that standard was set, that bar could be a tripping hazard by now 😅

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    The idea of God being non-binary is really one of the oldest ideas in theology—even Christian theology. This should not be controversial in any way. But here we are.

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      The various flavors of god in christian history have been great excuses for people to kill each other. So, really, they’re just following good old tradition.

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    That’s actually a pretty cool flyer.

    Worthy of keeping. Put it in a scrap book.

    It looks like a flyer for a pride parade with special guest speakers.

    I’d go.

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    He’s a superfreak

    Superfreak

    He’s Talafreako

    He should keep this nickname, it sounds fun

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    It’s so funny that the things they’re scared of aren’t even hardly on the radar of most liberal politicians. Like Hinojosa’s platform is literally increasing educator salaries, providing rebates for Texans out of the bloated rainy day fund and reducing property tax burdens. Also, Texas doesn’t have income taxes with which to increase… So what taxes do they think will be increased? Probably oil production and data centers which is a popular position across the line.

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    Looks like their opponents did their campaigning for them.

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    Non binary God?!

    I want to know more

    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Here we go https://youtube.com/shorts/MMA1rqTJvu4

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        I showed my dad the “why are you gay” interview, hoping to have a laugh of countries back at home. He was team pastor :( (don’t talk much now)

        Wonder if I should trim just the part of the 2 verses about the masculine and feminine translations and send it to him

        • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Do it!

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        That doesn’t seem wildly crazy.

        It’s wild seeing people say the words and miss the definition, then say the definition and miss the words.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Those Queens are SLAYING.

    Is this supposed to be scary/demonizing???

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    ALL HAIL THE NON-BINARY GOD!

    GLORY TO THEY WHO DO NOT PAIR IN SEQUENCE OR IN SERIES!

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    “And They said, ‘We are who We are!’”

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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    Higher taxes for who?

    Surely the billionaire who founded the campaign spent half a billion out of his heart, thinking to the working class

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    Oh cool a coupon for drag bingo!!! I’m THERE.

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    Sorry God I didn’t know your gender was based on US politics in Texas

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    TF is a Non Binary God?

    • erin@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      They’re mad that Talarico pointed out that the original text uses male language for Yahweh and female language for the holy spirit. Talarico said god has aspects of masculinity and feminity, and conservatives flipped out. He cited their actual book.

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        My experience has been that the people who are most eager to advertise how much they value the bible are usually the least likely to have read it. And they get very upset when you cite it to them.

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        God is described as a mother more than once in the Old Testament too.

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          Also a bird

      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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        I did not know that. Damn, that must hurt!

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