they are just not 8 feet tall.

No, i will not stop horny posting!

Nice try Nintendo, I’m not going to buy a Switch 2, no matter how many of my kinks you put on there
If you’re willing to accept that it’s vibecoded as shit but very functional, look up Fritchii, and make sure you use a 23.8GB file (the 23.3 one going around is slightly corrupted and missing textures)
Not even exaggerating when I say I’ve been hitting a stable 60 FPS at 1440p (ryzen 9 9900 and a 4080 super on cachyos) no issues at all 1/3 of the way through the game
Fitgirl has it listed as upcoming
I appreciate our pirates and their technical aptitude
I know i’m in the minority, but i’m kind of tired of abs, I just see them and just want to say “(person gender) you need to hydrate!” Where is the energy pouches for lifting aka fat? I have this problem with anytime I see a six pack like this one. Like of course they can exist, but you can tell when someone is skipping their intake days. I love you my buff people, and I will stand and marvel at you but please be healthy

They’re called thirst traps for a reason.
Some people don’t have much fat on their tummy and get them easier
this is true, but not nearly to the extent I see on artwork and to the effect. Like, it’s going to exist in art, but…there just needs to be more fat and variety of fat in art in general.
Yeah. I know a girl who is naturally like this cause her body doesn’t produce fat there because of some tissue disorder (mostly goes to the legs). Everybody thinks she’s fit in photos but she’s actually very out of shape
damn that sucks, that can’t be an easy thing to live with.
Yeah probably isn’t good for avoiding deep vein thrombosis
I feel like abs on girls are a relatively new thing, again showing how arbitrary and malleable the beauty standards are. When I was younger I absorbed the beauty standard of women being “curvy and womanly”, so I never really cared about abs in girls. I absolutely did absorb the canon for guys though, and have had to do a lot of self-reflection to realize this is something imposed on me from the outside that I don’t necessarily want for myself.
Interesting, I feel like everywhere I look it’s either abs or skinny fit. I’ve had to carefully cultivate various body-type art in various feeds. But to your point, I can’t really say what it was like growing up other than “thin”. But I had to deal with a lot of issues with my parents in this regard so no idea how accurate that was.
There was absolutely a “women must be incredibly thin” body standard in the 2000s, idk why I personally never particularly absorbed that very much. Fucked up stuff, really.
You can usually tell the difference between skinny abs and built abs. It also really depends on the type of fitness you’re doing. It’s more likely to develop than the chunkier build if you’re doing any kind of aerobics or calisthenics.
true, but there still going to be a lot more chub than what is often depicted in media and the likes. and idk, I just want some other types of strong people in media, and we certainly get more “bear” types of dudes than we do with women…and then they turn my precious queen into cops most of the time when they ever do show up

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Horny jail recidivism rates out of control
what do ANY of you think you are doing
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yes? volcel police? yes this entire thread right here

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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CODE RED. CODE RED. WE NEED THE ENTIRE FORCE ON THIS.
@VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net please help

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

look, i hate cops

Her head-to-body size ratio is that of a child, but that’s what I expect coming from something inspired by anime.
orientalism slop
This is a fantastic video on the topic, love this creator. It is a response to some chud but there’s a lot you (royal you, sorry) can learn from it if you are unfamiliar or just want to learn more
Skittybitty!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
is it orientalism coming from japan? not trying to defend the japanese or anything it’s just kinda interesting coming from the other way
Japan is the Israel of East Asia. And Japanese people very much can be orientalist towards A. other East Asian people, but also in this case, B. towards vaguely south-west Asian coded societies.
Wouldn’t that make it occidentalist?
No. The target is not the west…
Just a joke since “west Asia” is west of japan
Ah, whoosh me then. Although technically everything that is not the same longitude is technically both east and west of each other, unless you believe in flat earth…
Lol that’s the spirit
Lot of cute characters in the remake, I’m hoping I’ll be getting decent commissions from this.
the Gerudo are an orientalist depiction
So is a lot of stuff people enjoy. You can simultaneously recognize something is problematic and probably should have been made differently and still enjoy it for other reasons.
can you enjoy old looney tunes and tom jerry cartoons with all the sexist and racist caricatures?
That’s a great example, yeah it’s exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. Specifically what came to my mind was Disney’s Aladdin. That movie is like Orientalism: The Movie but there’s still plenty to like about it and I’m sure many people here do
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