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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon turns on the charm

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Anon turns on the charm

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    39•1 year ago

    Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I’d love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

    • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Plus, it’s fun to say.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•1 year ago

      Yeah but how big are it’s ankyls?

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        7•1 year ago

        Size isn’t everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.

  • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    24•1 year ago

    Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!

  • @humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21•1 year ago

    At least she named a dinosaur

  • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

    • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      12•1 year ago

      then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

      Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

      • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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        1 year ago

        How many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren’t really there

        They can’t hear you

        • SkaveRat
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          3•1 year ago

          They are real for me

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    12•1 year ago

    If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don’t know enough dinosaurs. They’re all cool.

  • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    11•1 year ago

    Hello, triceratops? Jeez.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      2•1 year ago

      Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.

  • @witty_username@feddit.nl
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    9•1 year ago

    Parasaurolophus is the choice dino

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s the only one that we have an idea of what they sounded like

      • @cryptiod137@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Don’t we have some idea about T-Rex?

  • SSTF
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    6•1 year ago

    Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.

  • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

  • @TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Least autistic 4chan post

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane

  • @rooroo@feddit.org
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    2•3 months ago

    I mean it’d work on me. But I’m a straight dude and my answer is Triceratops, so not wrong at all.

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