Better strategy than this one:


You think he still likes trains?
Liking trains isn’t something you just stop doing…unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness…
If it hit him hard enough, he probably didn’t have time to change his opinion
If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them… I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn’t. Carry on.
- Spam
- Diet Spam
- Vegan Spam
- I can’t believe it’s not Spam

What about green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham!
…but it’s still better than spam.
Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.
I’m almost 40, can’t I just have a juice box?

That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.
If a rando offered me a drink I’d expect to wake up missing my kidneys.
Good god when will this myth die? It’s the liver they take, not kidneys.
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Either way I’d probably say no thanks, I’m good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don’t randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.
dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption

Glorious
I like trains too. It’s a gentle ride and it’s less stressful than driving.
Love the lunch menu hahaha












