I did this in Carcassonne. The town square is one-way…not the way I was going. People were honking and yelling. I just pretended I was Clark Griswold and smiled and waved. “Everyone is so friendly around here!”

How many congressional members do you think Jeffrey Epstein and others like him collected blackmail material on for Mossad?

How many congressional members do you think Jeffrey Epstein and others like him collected blackmail material on for Mossad?

YOU SHALL FIND REST FOR YOUR SOULS.

ARBEIT MACHT FREI

This is the only fact, the ONLY fact that matters. Congress has abdicated its authority? No, the entire American electorate has abdicated its authority. Would it have meant death and destruction in the streets of every American city to take it back? Yes. Will the consequence of NOT taking it back mean the same?

How existential does the threat have to be

https://youtu.be/9qYJ7GRam84

Pete Hegseth will disobey anything except the shakes

We had pensions and they took them away from us and pushed us into 401K’s. Appropriate their assets. Liquidate if necessary. The threat is existential.

I have a canon pixma printer and the goddamn IT people can’t make it work with my new laptop. Fucking bullshit.

Trans people aren’t the reason you have sweaty fever dreams about sucking cock, Junior.

Sources report that newly appointed undersecretary Liver King will be outlining new public school nutritional standards that require minimum intake volumes of bull testicles and fermented piss.

He’s not wrong. He’s a piece of shit so it would be a waste of Walz’ valuable time thoughtfully serving his constituents.

RAISE THE FUCKING CAP OR ELSE

Sto cazzo…fottetelo.