Took those Snickers ads way too seriously

I live in a tiny country separated from the US by the largest ocean in the world. If WWIII happens I’m sure I’ll hear about it from somewhere.

I’ve been blocking so many news communities because I go on Lemmy to have a good time. Every second post recently has been politics and I’m so sick of it. I am so for this

You ever tried to chase a pig?

Bro you sound like an absolute psychopath.

If somebody is saying that to you (like right now) perhaps you should reflect on what you’ve said

I suppose in a way it just moved online

Why have you done this to me

Cops: Oh okay, carry on then.