Sword_of_Eos [she/her]

death to the zionist occupation

The best part is that hordes of libs will now take this as the indsiputably factual reason for the trip and write it on wikipedia and shit

God I hate the fucking media, because I just know it’ll be communicated to the public as “Iranian MADMEN attack INNOCENT uninvolved Bulgaria for NO REASON!?!?!?!” when they retaliate against the launch point of strikes against them

Oh, welp. I dunno why Iran would do that; they’re determined to show they control the ladder of escalation but something must have changed. Although, there were incidents earlier in the war where countries like Turkey said some missiles/drones came at them and Iran claimed no responsibility. Hrm

Perhaps this is connected to the report that Trump has halted all dialogue with Iran (which wasn’t happening anyway, but the US is apparently going to stop trying). If the US is trying to fall back to the sanctions strategy and quietly pry the Strait out of their grip by slipping tankers then they may have accepted that they cannot defeat Iran militarily. UAE wanted to stop getting hit by Iran, maybe UAE got a promise to stop escalation against Iran in exchange for halting asset transfers

Oh damn, that’s by the team that made Cultist Simulator and Book of Hours, I am excited for this

We out here climbing Celeste Mountain again

But maybe I’m in the right vibe to crack in to Routine

Edit: nope, not alone in the house after all tonight so no horror vibe

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My fucking Iran-backed wife took the kids

Trump does not know or care what was in the MoU. All he cares about is the TV saying “Iran signs deal to open the Strait”. In Trump’s mind that means he won and therefore he can do anything he wants, therefore the Strait goes back to normal immediately. That’s the only level he’s capable of understanding the conflict at as he slips into dementia. Except rhey can’t take away Iran’s ability to control the Strait, so reality refuses to move at Trump’s whim.

The Trump regime is literally incapable of coming to terms with Iran and ending the war

Well since I have repeatedly been assured that Iran’s navy is at the bottom of the sea, I can only conclude Iran has a Mermaid Battalion commanded by Aquaman. Terrifying

no offense but where on earth does this ridiculous idea that glados is chell’s mother come from

They really are gonna do like a false flag in Poland or something aren’t they? Last time they did something like this was purging the people who told them attacking Iran would be a mistake

many such cases

Next week they’ll announce he died at home, because reporters will ask fewer questions than if they say he died in the hospital or whatever

Arguing for any course of action other than escalation gets one labeled as pro-Russia. Just a massive disconnect between the facts and the conclusion because the conclusion was pre-determined