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Right now? The End of the Innocence

O’ beautiful, for spacious skies
Now those skies are threatening
They’re beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie

‘At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its’

Viking funeral. TO VALHALLA BOIS

shh, popularity will make it worse

memes are weird

It’s funny that so many have memorized an advert for a game they may not have even played

Or you’re porphyritic

can confirm, I am a large lazy cat

I think it depends on age, from what I’d seen older men seem to have a harder time meeting new friends than women

I have time enough for quick jaunts but little money and nobody to share it with anyway, sigh.

I like being alone but traveling alone runs a very real risk of me ADHDing myself into a missed flight or something

The few people I do know are the ‘you want to see nature? Turn on the nature channel’ type.

It’s a line from a show: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JzeQ8OegBdI

I think I just got meta-clickbaited

Sbrensbeve

‘At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its’

oh good are we remembering old video games

What’s that one that’s like spy vs spy where you fight a clone of yourself? Would’ve been windows 95/98 era

I think it was educational

warm ranch

I keep picturing Limmy.

something something steel feathers

Sometimes I idly fantasize about building one of those ultrasonic projectors to remotely turn their windows into speakers and loop their own music back at them

but unfortunately I’m not enough of a jerk to actually do it

My neighbor has the same five country songs on blast eight hours a day, seven days a week, rain or shine

I now have to pick between my sanity and fresh air.

I can’t help but think that sooner or later, someone is gonna try combining AI with the massive amount of data collected on individuals these days to effectively put us in a cheap knockoff of Minority Report.

Or maybe the tinfoil is finally attaching itself to my scalp…

Catbox doesn’t work properly on some US mobile carriers and I think Comcast, returns a DNS error