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little me had a crush on her growing up and tbh I still stand by it
Funny, creative, smart woman that makes a living messing around with building cool stuff… was there anyone that didn’t have at least a little crush on her?
I think everyone did lol. I tried to find a pic of her from the duct tape episode where she used self-made claws to trash a car, but only found this and the one with the super long balloon popping claws. Anyway, I want some, claws are awesome.
Even when she did a shell sponsorship, as in visiting an oil rig and spreading oil company propaganda.
fantasies can include lube
I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.
were just gonna blow past the fact that there’s man in the plane sitting in masterbation position?
IDK why but the dude in the background sitting in the plane like that is cracking me up.
scale. you don’t see aircraft that tiny being piloted by guys that big often.
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Just let me upload my consciousness to a machine and I’ll have every body part replaced as soon as I can afford it.
we can give you the free plan, but it comes in a few flavours:
- No ads. 150 years of hedonistic virtual bliss (5 years realtime), then we put you to unceasing torturous work for the remainder of your lease (20 years) before bucketing you out for another customer.
- Ads in realtime, you have to watch them, max volume, 60seconds, one every hour, we leave you alone otherwise, except to record your responses when watching ads.
- No ads, but the sim runs at 100x slower than realtime. You’ll experience about 10 years of normal afterlife every 100 years
You’re a monster.
Yeah, I’m trans.
Transhumanist 🦿🦾
When you ask a Mechanicus player what their type is: 316 stainless.
I’ve got a pair of leaf scoops that you wear on your wrists and it’s the closest thing to using the Aliens power-loader I’ve experienced.
“Where do ya want it?”
Bro is training to become bagger 288
memes are weird
It’s funny that so many have memorized an advert for a game they may not have even played
Dawkins was right.
