She is an established poet.

doesn’t matter, she knows what a poem is, so she needs to stop fucking with us and write an actual poem

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

It doesn’t have meter or rhyme, so it isn’t a poem. I can’t believe people still don’t know what a poem is.

more like johnny crappleseed amirite?

that would have been clever but anon is not that clever so no

yeah it’s the thing that got stuck in anon’s head

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

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i never thought the dead parrot sketch was funny

that’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

a greentext. this is a place where people post screenshots from 4chan where at least one line of text is green

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

“Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”