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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish39•4 months agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-square@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilink33•4 months agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish11•4 months agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-square@edgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-square@finkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•4 months agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]🍭linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoSome people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-square@shalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
minus-square@Rooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoDamn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
minus-square@hardcoreufo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoThey’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.
Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.