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minus-square@qarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoI’ve been on enough planes to believe 2 minutes of evacuation time will see 5% evacuated and 95% trampled before the fiery inferno.
minus-squareTheRealKunilinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoRemarkably, it has happened. People suddenly decide to pay attention to authority when they’re in a terrifying situation they’ve never experienced.
minus-square@qarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoWhat I’ve chosen to glean from this is that I should inflict varied and new terrors upon coworkers to help keep us on track.
minus-squaredesktop_user [they/them] linkfedilink3•1 month agoexcellent, the boss will be proud of the new performance numbers, therapy will no longer be covered by insurance to improve the sense of dread.
I’ve been on enough planes to believe 2 minutes of evacuation time will see 5% evacuated and 95% trampled before the fiery inferno.
Remarkably, it has happened. People suddenly decide to pay attention to authority when they’re in a terrifying situation they’ve never experienced.
What I’ve chosen to glean from this is that I should inflict varied and new terrors upon coworkers to help keep us on track.
excellent, the boss will be proud of the new performance numbers, therapy will no longer be covered by insurance to improve the sense of dread.