The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 6 days agoThey're here to save your soullemmy.worldimagemessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up1447arrow-down116
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minus-square@Deflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish177•6 days agoNah. They’re shopping for a third.
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink42•6 days agoThe kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
minus-square@ZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•5 days agoIt’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
minus-square@hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish4•5 days agoThe classic Provo soak+jump hump
minus-square@RedAggroBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•6 days agoNah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of… handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy