• @GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    131 day ago

    First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.

    • KingJalopy
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      41 day ago

      Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.