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downpunxx@fedia.ioBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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downpunxx@fedia.ioBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.

    If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.

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    Twitter formatting sucks ass.

    Reading order:

    4th (first post)

    2nd (second post down)

    1st (third post down)

    3rd (last post)

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      What ? No, it’s 3 2 4 1

      If you’re talking chronological that is

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        signal-2024-07-02-08-11-30-313

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          This diagram helps to show that you and Hadriscus agree on the order of the posts, but not on how to describe it. That’s pretty interesting to me.

          • 4, 2, 1, 3 – labeling the posts from top to bottom with which order they should then be read. So the first post is read forth, the second post is read second, etc.)
          • 3, 2, 4, 1 – listing the order that the posts should be read if they were understood to be labelled in 1-4 top-down. So we should read the third post first, the second post second, forth post third, …
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            The fact that we have gotten this confused is all the evidence I need to change how this works.

            Simplest solution is to change the layout from:

            1. Profile
            2. Attachments /screenshots / replies
            3. Text

            To

            1. Attachments /screenshots / replies
            2. Text
            3. Profile
          • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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            The fact that neither can agree on how to describe it yet agreeing on what is so wrong in the first place is just an additional data point on how stupid Twitter numbering is. I find that fascinating.

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            hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

            You’re right

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            Exactly haha, they are both arguing the same point because they used different numbering scheme!

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        I don’t understand

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          @Hadriscus@lemm.ee

          • if you assign a number 1-4 from top to bottom, reading order is then the indices 3, 2, 4, 1

          • alternatively, if you assign 4, 2, 1, 3 to each element top to bottom, reading order is then 1, 2, 3, 4

          different algorithms, same result. i had chatgpt help me out with some fancy ass notation for those interested:

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            Instructions unclear, dick caught in semi-colon.

    • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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      Or is it 3 2 4 1

    • at_an_angle@lemmy.one
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      The formatting on Twitter is what kept me from using it.

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    Apparently, water also burns

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    What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I’m so confused. Who shot first

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      The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.

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        This is useful but to be candid I’m not looking at memes for intellectual stimulation so it’s more effort than I’d like.

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      I’m just glad I’m not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.

      I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.

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      Sometimes it goes backwards. Next they are going to post everything sideways and the dates will be encoded in a base 12 abacus representation of the Vietnamese calendar.

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      The red numbers show it chronologically. Twitter has replies and quote retweets. This began with the purple quote retweet. To which Lake Superior responded. Then in green I think this is a quote retweet (or more likely a screenshot) of the exchange. (I don’t think you can quote multiple posts so I think it’s a screenshot.)

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      it’s 3241 but you made me realized how chronically online i am for knowing this intuitively without needing to be told or think about it

      so, thanks 😅

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      I think it goes:

      Quoted tweet > Tom > Lake Superior reply > OP

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    What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

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      It’s a ship, there’s a whole song about it

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        Haven’t heard of it

        • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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          Famous song by Gordon Lightfoot.

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          While the music style is not everyone’s cup of tea is an excellent example of a ballad and I think it’s a fun song And well done.

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            Relevant xkcd

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              Nice.

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              there really is an xkcd for everything.

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      The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

      Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee

      The lake it is said never gives up her dead

      When the gales of November turn gloomy

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.

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        I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

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        That’s the kind of shit Donald Trump would say.

        Edit: in case there’s any confusion I mean the string literal in the comment above.

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          It was one of the robert’s evan but not the movie one

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            What’s that

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              There’s a podcast called Behind the Bastards, Robert Evans is the host. Podcast about terrible people in history, Evans and guests have left wing politics and “crude” humor…it’s awesome

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        Like your mom every Friday night when I come over.

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      Wrecked, 29 died, Lake Superior never gives up her dead

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      https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmund_Fitzgerald

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    Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn’t involve drowning. 💀

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      Many people actually die of Cold Shock/hypothermia before drowning!

      https://www.wdio.com/weather-news/not-just-the-waves-the-dangerous-cold-of-lake-superior/

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    Water touches water and therefore makes it wet

    Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It’s only immoral if the human is a person

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      I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can’t clearly define things like when someone feels pain.

      There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse’s organs without the person’s consent before they die or the reason you can’t be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else’s benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn’t matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It’s just not relevant. It’s about the rights of the person whose body will be used.

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        Most of these people would be okay with harvesting a dead person’s organs so long as they aren’t theirs.

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          That’s always the issue. https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/

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        It is mainly a religious argument from people who think I knew you in the womb means something but discard all the other verses in the Bible

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          Which was entirely made up and pushed through a concerted effort back in the 70s. Goldwater even warned of it.

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            It was mostly just Catholics who were anti-abortion before the 70s. Then the Baptists discovered it was an issue they could latch onto and others followed.

            And it wasn’t just a political reason the Baptists latched on to it. They realized legal abortion meant less white babies because you’re a lot less likely to be able to get one if you’re poor.

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        I’d show the fundies a plucked chicken and assert its personhood but I don’t think they’d get the joke.

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        Tbf, I think organ donation should be opt-out, and you should be ineligible to receive any organ or tissue (including blood).

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      Removed by mod

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        That’s not true

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          Removed by mod

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      I don’t think water touches water because it’s all water.

      Otherwise you touching a person would make you two people, because the skin is touching skin.

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        Water is H2O. It absolutely touches other H20.

        Even then water is only wet sometimes. Extremely cold ice isn’t wet for example. It’s quite dry until you reduce increase* its heat enough for it to become wet again.

        Most of water on earth is wet. It’s not a default property though.

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          deleted by creator

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            Yes, yes.

            Yes.

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          Is second one H twenty? Hah!

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    I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

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      lake junior

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      Why would you wish that

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        Cuz I’m so wet.

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    Yeah… Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

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      Haloperidol is not strong enough

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        The antipsychotics?

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          When reading shitter?

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    Well played. Now let’s have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

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      A little incest, a little beastiality; but who’s counting? I guess not the ones who believe that… because, ya know… they can’t count.

      BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!

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        Noah is a Babylonian “deluge myth”. Judaism didn’t even exist until 1,000 years later:

        It tells of how Enki, speaking through a reed wall,[v] warns the hero Atra-Hasis (‘extremely wise’) of Enlil’s plan to destroy mankind by flood, telling the hero to dismantle his house (perhaps to provide a construction site) and build a boat to escape

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis

        The worship of Yahweh alone began at the earliest with prophet Elijah in the 9th century BCE

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahwism

        This means that originally the flood was caused by one god and mankind was saved by another. That’s a better explanation than “God was angry but bipolar, so he saved one family and killed everyone else.”

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          I see that I have failed at being funny. I’ll try to be better next time

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            Lolz I laughed and upvoted u

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      He’s into that too. Don’t you worry

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    He can’t even get the order right. The phrase is “[thing] and also water is wet.”

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    Something something are these nuts fitton in you face…

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    The gales of November came early this year.

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    Water is wet because people think water is wet.

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      Water is wet when touching water

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    Well, both were wrong about one thing.

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