"A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted… The memo acknowledges that the list includes many terms that are used by the NSA in contexts that have nothing to do with DEI. For example, the term “privilege” is used by the NSA in the context of “privilege escalation.” In the intelligence world, privilege escalation refers to “techniques that adversaries use to gain higher-level permissions on a system or network.”

oh no please don’t break the NSA I would be so owned

something EXTREMELY funny is about to happen

brb gotta delete all my source code files with comments that mention “equality”

So you’re saying that if I change my name to “Diversity Trans Inclusion” then I can disappear from every government list and database?

What if the NSA deleted all their data and shut down? That would be a great bit.

The NSA field guide for subversion is going to be useless

new Bobby Tables opportunity just dropped

Seeding my coms with WOKE terms as camouflage

Instead, the NSA is working with “Data Science Development Program interns” to “understand the false-positive use cases” and “help generate query options that can better minimize false-positives.”

Lmfao they’re so desperate for manpower that they’re grabbing interns to come up with better sql

I’ll give it a shot, for free:

select * from mission_critical where woke = 1