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@weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world • 8 days ago

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@weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world • 8 days ago
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  • Kühlschrank
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    53•8 days ago

    Death always has a boner too

    • @LePoisson@lemmy.world
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      7•8 days ago

      Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?

      • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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        10•8 days ago

        I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone

        • @JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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          12•8 days ago

          If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?

        • @LePoisson@lemmy.world
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          1•8 days ago

          But humans don’t have penis bones, we’re pretty unique amongst mammals that way actually.

          I just assume death is a human skeleton I guess.

          • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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            7•8 days ago

            You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)

    • I Cast Fist
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      7•8 days ago

      Yeah, but how cum?

      • CaptainBlagbird
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        5•8 days ago

        In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other … functions work too

      • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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        3•8 days ago

        He came for the guy

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      2•8 days ago

      Always hard, but bone dry.

  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    35•8 days ago

    Throw in Big Hero 6’s Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

    • I Cast Fist
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      33•8 days ago

      • xttweaponttx
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        8 days ago

        Won’t make you go blind

        The fuck??

        • @Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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          5•7 days ago

          Haven’t you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.

      • @Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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        6•8 days ago

        I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      5•8 days ago

      Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    31•8 days ago

    Death came twice that day.

  • user_name
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    25•8 days ago

    Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      43•8 days ago

      Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She’s got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.

      • @trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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        55•8 days ago

        *runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*

        THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON

        • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          34•8 days ago

          YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!

          THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!

          • I Cast Fist
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            21•8 days ago

            STOP SHOUTING, THEY’LL COME ON US!!

            • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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              9•8 days ago

              Oh no, not on us!

        • @Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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          4•8 days ago

          Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*

      • Muad'dib
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        9•8 days ago

        Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

        • Match!!
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          7•8 days ago

          jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please don’t form the strap

          • @tux7350@lemmy.world
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            3•8 days ago

            jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please don’t form the strap

            :3

            • @witchybitchy@lemm.ee
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              3•8 days ago

              jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
              please come fuck me just because you can

        • @markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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          7•8 days ago

          The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          5•8 days ago

          This is too much canon for me

      • Luffy
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        8 days ago

        What the actual fuck?

        And I thought my kinks were extreme

        • @Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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          4•8 days ago

          Bro if you think that’s extreme you ain’t been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn’t even get into the vore/unbirth potential.

          • Luffy
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            1•8 days ago

            Ive seen such art often enough

            I think its less the kink itself, and more how you draw/describe it. For example, I have seen vore and stuff from frmcast from e621, which I actually enjoy, tho its not my kink. But for me, things such as throbbing overly huge genitals, especially when you can see veins or just really big hanging balls, are just a big downturn for me

      • @D_C@lemm.ee
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        6•8 days ago

        That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

        Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

    • FenrirIII
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      17•8 days ago

      Elastimilf

    • Nougat
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      12•8 days ago

      I sure hope so.

  • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    21•8 days ago

    Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      15•8 days ago

      Yeah, but he’s probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

      • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        14•8 days ago

        • Unbecredible
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          15•8 days ago

          That’s the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      5•8 days ago

      So, in a way he succeded?

  • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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    1•4 days ago

    🎼don’t tell you wife about this gaaaame 🎶 you can do anything in this gaaaame!🎵 https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    17•8 days ago

    I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he’s a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      19•8 days ago

      Death can sweat

      So Death can cum

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        Cum is stored in the balls bones.

        No wonder they’re white.

  • RanzigFettreduziert
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    17•8 days ago

    Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.

    • @ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      turn off your adblocker and it finds you

      • Match!!
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        5•8 days ago

        you mean death?

        • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          2•8 days ago

          Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      1. live very dangerously
      2. have a tattoo about you having sex with a skeleton
      3. tell death about the game but ask them to being it
  • @mrbubblesort@lemmy.world
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    11•8 days ago

    Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

  • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    10•8 days ago

    Misread it as gum at first.

  • @Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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    5•8 days ago

    ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself

    • @Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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      1•7 days ago

      Its not just pac-man any more these days

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      1•7 days ago

      It has surprised all of us.

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