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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 days ago

Melon-chicken-Aspic

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  • @dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    17•2 days ago

    I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.

    However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

    • @kreskin@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Maybe it had a personality.

      From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.

      But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria eat their bodies. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun and I dont want to die of hunger.

      • @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1•21 hours ago

        These tendies didn’t die of old age.

  • @9point6@lemmy.world
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    82•3 days ago

    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

  • MushuChupacabra
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    75•3 days ago

    Every day, we stray further from God.

    • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7•3 days ago

      No this is the least gross aspic.

      • MushuChupacabra
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        9•3 days ago

        The sacrilege is visceral.

        As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.

        • Ignotum
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          11•3 days ago

          As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

      • @JigglySackles@lemmy.world
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        3•2 days ago

        I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    62•3 days ago

    • @tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world
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      11•3 days ago

      Baron Harkonnen?

      • @TheTurner@lemmy.zip
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        3 days ago

        “My Arrakis. My Dune”.

  • @slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    22•2 days ago

  • @kreskin@lemmy.world
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    6•2 days ago

    Is this british food?

  • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 days ago

    Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    47•3 days ago

    Right to jail

    • @Tja@programming.dev
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      2•3 days ago

      Is it overcooked?

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        3•2 days ago

        No, it’s a food crime.

        • @Tja@programming.dev
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          2•2 days ago

          No, it’s a parks and rec reference

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            2•2 days ago

            That’s illegal!

          • @knightmare1147@lemmy.world
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            2•2 days ago

            Sir this is a Wendy’s

  • @thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    39•3 days ago

    Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

    • @Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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      9•3 days ago

      while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

      • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        5•3 days ago

        12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

        • @Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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          4•3 days ago

          When it comes to quantities such as these, I don’t think they bother measuring.

        • @gac11@lemmy.world
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          1•2 days ago

          Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

    • @SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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      I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

      • @crank0271@lemmy.world
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        10•3 days ago

        It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

        • @SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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          3•3 days ago

          I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.

          Epic.

      • @kerntucky@infosec.pub
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        1•2 days ago

        I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

        Out of context that just sounds weird.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      3•3 days ago

      Stuffed into a turkey

    • @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      2•3 days ago

      Pig Anus

  • @devilish666@lemmy.world
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    31•3 days ago

  • Track_ShovelOP
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    31•3 days ago

    You all are asking me why. Here is why:

    • @jasoman@lemmy.world
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      5•2 days ago

      No, we need a better answer for why.

  • @Zkuld@lemmy.world
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    21•3 days ago

    stop right there criminal scum!

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    5•2 days ago

    I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

    That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

    • @Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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      5•2 days ago

      From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

      • @testfactor@lemmy.world
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        5•2 days ago

        I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    23•3 days ago

    any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it

    • @SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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      7•3 days ago

      That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…

      I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…

  • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    18•3 days ago

    That’s disgusting.

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