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minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down3·1 year agoWithout another man’s dick in it 👀
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up66·1 year agoI didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·1 year agoIts what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoMissed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoI’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoDon’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 year agoWhich man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoMy own honestly, I like the burning sensation
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoCAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoIf I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoYou don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoLike an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down5·1 year agowelcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoTo be fair, OP did specify man dick
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee. Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
minus-squareNot_Dav3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWhat are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Without another man’s dick in it 👀
I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra
milkmilfDon’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
Hmm
Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!