I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.
Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald’s self-order kiosk
It was an employee who called the police
That is what we are told yeah
Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying
You’ll always find a bootlicker who thinks they’ll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.
Worse, you’ll find a boot licker who does for the love of the boot. They don’t even care about reward. Just wanna be able to say they played their part in history or some bullshit.
How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Boot?
The world may never know
How do you duck on “Bootsie Pop” in favor of "Tootsie Boot?
A boot shaped Tootsie Pop would be funny. Dunno who’d want them, but it’d be funny.
(I’d totally buy a bag of 'em and hand my dad one every time he says something fascist. He’s gotten steadily worse since the last US election.)
I hope homeboy learned from Luigi and doesnt go to McDonalds
everyone is saying ‘chud’ but here I am looking going:
thin tall odd limb torso ratio awkward gait eyes hidden appears near events of political significance
spoiler
that’s a grey man
now to beat a hasty tactical retreat to badposting
to me its clearly a chud cosplay
I hope his name is Mario
Its have more of a Waluigi stance
I know this guy. The American flag isn’t fooling me. This guy is a member of the Bri*ish royal family. Trump, sir, please nuke Buckingham Palace before these radical woke leftoonies strike again!
But surely the royal family would know this might happen and would flee London? Better nuke all of Britain just to be safe.
Sure they won’t flee Britain? Might have to nuke the entire Commonwealth.
(I’ll say anything to get the US to turn on the rest of the Anglosphere, it’s funny as hell!)
Just remember they won’t ever pay out. If you think you’ve seen him - no ya didn’t!
I almost forgot they stiffed the McDonald’s employee that dimed on Luigi. Maybe that’ll come back to bite them now.
tbh I doubt that anyone who would consider narcing is zeitgeist-poisoned enough to have heard about them not getting paid.
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That photo of luigi also seemed like it wouldn’t give him away at all, I suspect it didn’t, I suspect the FBI’s capacity through track someone through their phone and find out where they were is larger than we think
Assuming Luigi is the adjuster. They 100% used illegal NSA surveillance techniques and parallel construction to get him. The phone call never happened, the backpack and other stuff was all planted.
This, one-hundred-million percent. It’s been basically the only logical arguement since the day they picked him up and started leaking all sorts of contradictory nonsense.
If they had half a brain, they wouldn’t carry a phone doing something like this.
They have drones and satellites they routinely fly over large cities. Used to be they could track cars and by extention people. I would be surprised if they don’t have mostly accurate maps of here any given person is at any given time.
They don’t need satellites. They have Automated License Plate Recognition Systems by evil companies like flock that have laughably dystopian stated goals like “creating a crime free world” by tracking every vehicle everywhere and creating a national searchable database of ping points that they passed. And they’re expanding wildly, explosively year over year in the number of these they have deployed.
Even just looking at what’s available in the commercial sector, the dystopian tracking tech is wild. 3D reconstruction modelling of precise movement, number of people in a room, and pathtracing precise to the foot (way better than GPS) just based on disruption to WiFi signals in a room or area alone. No phone or connected device actually on you needed.
The limitation is computational cost and the amount of time and effort needed to focus on it. But you better believe that the NSA for example can do this sort of thing with a specific target and a starting point with good conditions for it to work.
Gait analysis.
That’s my buddy Mario and we were playing Warhammer 40k at the time, can 100% vouch for him
I was there, too, I remember you both were playing all day not letting me play
Yeah, we were all doing our chant we invented
"We’re so mad at Mario
He’s at our party
He won’t let us play Warhammer with them
His butt is so damn farty
He’s here not committing crime
At 12:10-12:20pm Mountain Daylight Time"
I remember it like it was yesterday (because it was at 12:10-12:20pm Mountain Daylight Time).
I’ve been singing ‘mountain daylight time’ over and over since then, too. Really bothers my wife
definitely a Chud. why wouldn’t they wear a mask
Wearing a mask in Utah draws more scrutiny than open carrying a rifle
gotta go full ICE costume
Wear a gaiter then. Not a medical mask. They’ll think you’re a pro operator or gardener.
Yeah that’s a chud
Possibly. Anybody who looks white and cis can put on chud clothes and walk among the right
Real ninja shit is blending in while you escape.
Oh, don’t I know it. I can’t do it as well as a white cis man can, but if I borrow a slightly too large dress from my mother, and wear a pastel knit sweater I hate, I can hear all the nonsense older Catholic church ladies say in parish halls when they think they’re surrounded by only fellow parishioners. I’m not exactly a woman, but I look like a cishet woman when I wear a skirt, and sometimes that’s useful.
You’re not gonna go to a Charlie Kirk rally wearing your fuckin Che shirt. If you’re about to merc a guy, you wanna blend in.
But yeah he’s probably a chud regardless lmao
They’re going to blame communists anyway. Reichstag Fire and all that.
I have a feeling deep down inside that this guy is a Q freak who killed him over something Epstein related. This will then be used by the media to drop Epstein coverage and scold anyone who cares about it.
That will not work
after October 7th and the Gaza Holocaust that followed I think the media can make anything work
actually I think that’s the perfect example of them failing to make it work given where popular opinion on Palestine is
the media today is busted and further from controlling public opinion than it’s been in a long time
Idk, it feels like they’re achieving all of their material and political goals without - or in spite of - losing public opinion (which remains split to this day)
As much as media has lost its influence on public opinion, so has public opinion detached from government and media - they can do what they want and the masses will take it
Not forever
the media today is busted and further from controlling public opinion than it’s been in a long time
Eh, the capitalists have a pretty dense network of chud/liberal influencers that push their talking points (like Charlie), if anything they have a tighter grip than original MSM, because the audience have parasocial relationships with them and they basically live in a different universe to anyone who doesn’t watch the culture war slop.
It honestly doesn’t matter who did it. Chus already think he’s a communist
Yeah, guy could come out and say that he’s a Nazi and killed Charlie Kirk for supporting Israel
They’d still say he’s actually a false flag lefty
The right wing crackpot is the opposite - he got got by Mossad because he was encouraging people to look into Epstein and diverged from the party (
) line.
It’s an American doing adventurism so it’s probably someone completely incoherent
Phew! It’s a white guy it looks like.
Yeah he looks like a typical Utah dude bro and even has a “patriotic” shirt on.
It could be literal Adolf Hitler back from the dead and it wouldn’t matter. The narrative is that it’s a woke trans leftist who did it. They won’t let reality get in the way.
punished david hogg
This is how he announces his new PMC, Democrat Dogs
Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.
