Chad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoi have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1375arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1369arrow-down1imagei have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comChad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square78linkfedilinkfile-text
1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128·1 month ago why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down3·1 month agoNow imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
minus-squarefan0m@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoWell then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
minus-squareDenjin@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoExactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI didn’t say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoLet it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoIt’s like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You’re gonna wanna keep that.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·1 month agoNo one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit. Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
minus-squarefodor@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI think if you tried it you’d find out that you’re wrong. The stubble is not a major issue … is what you might realize.
minus-squareReiRose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
minus-squareBluesF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBelieve me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
minus-squareChad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agois shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoNo, but you sure need more of it.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month ago“Oh yeah, baby!” 🤷🏼♂️
minus-squareRaivoKulli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’m learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
minus-squarestinky@redlemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agomine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
Now imagine pressure washing it.
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
No dingleberries if you’re shaven…
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
I didn’t say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
It’s like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You’re gonna wanna keep that.
My dogs love peanut butter!
That’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
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No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
I think if you tried it you’d find out that you’re wrong. The stubble is not a major issue … is what you might realize.
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
No, but you sure need more of it.
“Oh yeah, baby!”
🤷🏼♂️
I’m learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex