Champoloo [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days agoBay Area homeowners hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters outwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up158arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters outwww.independent.co.ukChampoloo [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square20linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·11 days agoDude decided to be a 13th century mercenary assigned to cleanse the manor of the peasantry so your liege lord can have more room to hunt foxes. Absolute fucking doofus
minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 days agohe read the “you are a serf” copypasta and realized he only has one path available to advance his social status
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-211 days agoClimbing out of the oubliette
Dude decided to be a 13th century mercenary assigned to cleanse the manor of the peasantry so your liege lord can have more room to hunt foxes. Absolute fucking doofus
he read the “you are a serf” copypasta and realized he only has one path available to advance his social status
Climbing out of the oubliette