“I’d much rather make a squatter homeless than have a landlord lose property,” Jacobs added.
Pit
Dude decided to be a 13th century mercenary assigned to cleanse the manor of the peasantry so your liege lord can have more room to hunt foxes. Absolute fucking doofus
he read the “you are a serf” copypasta and realized he only has one path available to advance his social status
Climbing out of the oubliette
i’m sad i won’t hear about it when he finally tries to evict the wrong guy
Oh hey, there’s an email address on the guys website, don’t mind if I do!
While you were out not being the world’s most laughable class traitor, i studied the blade


I’d much rather make a squatter homeless than have a landlord lose property,” Jacobs added.
Yeahhh, I have a few suggestions of what he should use that sword for, pic unrelated:

Cubs win
Give me that boot m’lord
nom nom nom
Fucking reddit ass reality

Of course it’s a white guy with a katana lmap.
Steven seagal?
I’m tempted to make a melee joke but that would be fedposting.
“The average squatter has no melee experience,” Jacobs told the online outlet, explaining that he views squatting as theft regardless of the housing crisis and homelessness in the East Bay area.
You know what makes up for not being able to throw hands? A pistol and Mr. Shadow Warrior is cruising to be on the wrong end of one.
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