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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • village604
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    I guess we’re ignoring the fact that they’ve kidnapped US citizens because they were brown.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      1. Be Caucasian
    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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      They’ve kidnapped white people too

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      “Don’t be a minority” is a rule so deeply ingrained in their ethos they think it’s universally understood already.

  • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    1. Don’t live in the USA.
    2. Don’t visit the USA.
    3. Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Renee Good did none of those things.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.

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        Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.

        • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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          And neither are supposed to be punishable by death.

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t kink shame.

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    1. Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
    2. Live in Norway
    3. Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow

    ¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/

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    Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.

    Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning

    Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.

    Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat

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    How to avoid ICE:

    • Dont be a US citizen
    • Dont be pulling out of your driveway
    • Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
    • Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
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      Don’t sleep in your own bed in your own home either.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breonna_Taylor

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    i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:

    1. be white, or else
    2. stop resisting! 🐽
    3. don’t leave your house if you’re not white
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      Rule 1 and 3 don’t even apply anymore

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        Rule 2 doesn’t help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.

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    Sundely they became “please thread on me”

  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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    “White Christians accepted only.”

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    “In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”

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    “Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”

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    I have a Don’t Tread On Me sticker on my Car and I AGREE! If you DONT want ICE to Murder you just do LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY SAY without Question EVEN if their Instructions are “ILLEGAL” or “CONFUSING”!

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      Fuck that. Your complacency, and that of those who think like you, are half the reason we’re in this place. It’s like telling a woman being beaten by her husband to just shut up and do what her husband says and he won’t hurt her. Sheep and cowards think this way.

      My apologies. I spent too long on social media today and obviously needed a break.

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        I think this is what’s known in some places as “sarcasm”.

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        Bro, chill. Homie was very obviously being sarcastic.

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    Found the black cursor.

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