“I think what we have is a universal vaccine against diverse respiratory threats,” Pulendran said.
Yes, please. We’ve been absolutely rocked by the recent plague circulating around schools
How can a nasal spray protect against bullets?
Maybe the spray has PCP in it so you just don’t care about being shot.
You are assuming they are American.
Americans aren’t too picky about who they shoot
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Huh, I got arrested for breaking into an abandoned building…
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I get the joke but for the sake of strict accuracy I’m so white I’m borderline translucent. I just meant that every mall around me is dead and abandoned.
Intentionally spread a new variant of a virus to create demand for a new vaccine because nobody cares about COVID anymore? I’d believe it.
Evolution will happen whether we want it or not and new strains will appear from time to time, just like we’ve seen with every virus ever known.
But if you still think that’s what happened, we’d love to see your evidence of this new strain being man-made.
Exactly. Our immune system is excellent but its immune cell exploration space is on the order of 10^11 potential receptors.
So since RNA viruses in particular can mutate so rapidly, we just use our brains to reduce that by 10+ orders of magnitude and target the antigens we want directly. The end result is the same, biotech is just smarter.
“Know your enemy and know yourself and you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.” ~biotech
Headline “protects against”.
Lede paragraph: “could one day protect against”.
Article: “in mice”
Tell Kennedy it has cocaine and it’ll get approved
A composition of cocaine, roadkill, raw milk and sewage water and he’s sold.
Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it’s really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!
Alright
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Stanford has a constant habit of lying in press releases. Don’t bother reading what they publish until someone else reproduces their work.
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Pls explain the joke to me like I’m an uncultured old man
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With three doses, the mice remained protected from SARS-CoV-2 and other coronaviruses for at least three months.
Big pharma whips out their calculator, their eyes grow larger and larger as they excitedly do the math.
Doesn’t it make more sense to view this as something you’d only apply to yourself in the winter months and whenever there’s a sporadic uptick in respiratory diseases in your area, though?
the nasal spray vaccine supercharges the lungs’ own immune defenses, keeping them on high alert for months
I can see this working against bacteria and viruses but how does it block allergens? Isn’t an overly strong immune reaction how they start to begin with?
Yes, allergies are a form of auto immune disorder.
This! Went from so hopeful to devastated so fast — covid gave me autoimmune nightmare syndromes, and immunosuppressants are one of very few things to have actually helped me gain a tiny bit of my life back. Boosting immune system? Nooo thank you.
If it stops transmission, then that’s still good for those of us who can’t get it, but plenty of vaccines don’t unfortunately. They’re still very worth getting and keeping up to date with boosters if you can
This is PR bullshit from Stanford, in mice.
Yes please.
Needles put a lot off people off and it‘s especially confronting to parents with babies and toddlers. Very hopeful.
Cool, where do I sign up?
At your local Kid Rock concert
Can they add this to the chemtrail vape juice so I dont have to go get it myself? /$
ONE DAY, they announced something similar a few years ago, but no new info came out.
We now go live to RFK Jr. for his reaction:
Well that about does it for the USA. At least we gave the rest of the world a good, hearty laugh as we all perished from preventable illnesses.
Be 999,99! Very expensive.
Ad some Ozempic and I’m sold
did they link the paper somewhere?
