• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “I’m sorry?! Do you want homeless vagabonds rummaging around MY neighborhood, snacking on the fruits of MY trees?! I THINK THE FUCK NOT! ONLY MALE TREES! ALLERGIES YES, VAGABONDS NO!!!”

    -NIMBYs, with funding by big agro

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        7 months ago

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        My planted lemon trees haven’t sprouted any goods yet. I’m still waiting to have to, erm, chase off one of them thieves.