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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

You're speaking nonsense

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You're speaking nonsense

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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    That’s as dumb as cleaning your microwave when the heat sanitizes it every cycle.

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      TIHI

    • oatscoop@midwest.social
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      Or cleaning the inside of the toilet bowel – it cleans itself, genius.

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      It looks like a turd is heated in there.

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        Takes too long in the oven.

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      How did you take a picture of my college dorm’s microwave?

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        Was it brand new? It’s missing the telltale scorch marks of burned popcorn.

  • teyrnon@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    Ha ha.

    Not so funny with my shower, apparently it was built with a material that will destroy itself if it gets wet, I am not kidding, if you do not wipe down the Walls every time you take a shower it ruins them. One would think a material that can get wet would be standard for shower walls but nope.

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      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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        Is that Peter Thiel?

    • jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
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      If something fails so clearly at its basic function, can it really be “ruined”?

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m confused, like is your grout coming off or is your shower made of drywall?

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        My shower was made of drywall, which I found out about when mushrooms started growing through the grout. I was able to demo the whole wall with a single pull because the drywall had basically disintegrated.

        That’s why I had all of the drywall in that bathroom replaced with cement board.

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          My shower was made of drywall

          Lmfao it’s literally in the name. Who the fuck…

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            Right? I couldn’t believe the incompetence.

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              Never assume to be incompetence what could be attributed to cost optimization.

        • teyrnon@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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          Which is what is it is supposed to be, cement board, hopefully with a sealant on the wall before you put the cement board on but either way, then tile over top. Or cheap linoleum bullshit. It is really expensive to have it done.

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            Yeah, the tile guys quoted me on re-tiling the rest of the house, and it was like 1/3 the price of a bathroom. That’s because a crew can knock out a house in very little time, while many bathrooms can only realistically have one guy working on it.

      • teyrnon@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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        No it is some type of synthetic from the '70s. Like plastic-ish adjacent, all the old people knew exactly what it was when I got this place I can’t remember.

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          Interesting, I know plastic tiles were fairly popular from the 50s-70s, but I’ve never heard of that being bad in the shower other than just cracking off like it does everywhere else too. I wonder what yours is?

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            Manufactured homes from the '70s is all I know

        • jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
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          How have these survived on the wall for 50 years?

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            We’ve wiped them down almost every time. I forgot once or twice for a number of hours. The main side wall was pockmarked when I moved in from being wet too much already though, but not to the point the water getting through yet.

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              But the humidity alone would destroy a non-waterproof material in a shower.

              This doesn’t make sense.

              It will literally reach 100% humidity inside of your bathroom. That material doesn’t need full contact to absorb water out of the air

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                Wiping it down after use retains it’s composure.

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              If they’ve survived 50 years, I think it’s time to thank them for their service and send them on their way.

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    I can smell this guy through this meme

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    deleted by creator

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      My laundry basket broke right after my wife left me.

      I’m still waiting for the third bad thing to happen.

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      Yeeessss…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQgDwA0BNU

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    Murphy’s Law of Conservation of Dirt: In order to clean something, something else needs to get dirty.

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      Not wrong

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    The fuck is this tweet even supposed to mean?

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