violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agowanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hourslemmy.worldimagemessage-square100linkfedilinkarrow-up1634arrow-down119
arrow-up1615arrow-down1imagewanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hourslemmy.worldviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square100linkfedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·7 days agoHow old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·7 days agoI’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate
minus-squareSwifferWetjet@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 days agoBig dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoBoredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.
minus-squarePoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-27 days agoI used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward
minus-squarerainwall@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days agoClench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick. Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.
minus-squareSwifferWetjet@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoUsually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.
How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.
I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate
Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.
Boredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.
I used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward
Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick.
Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.
Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.