So, they really did it. They made a movie where they “deconstructed” the myth of Robin Hood, where an old Hood regrets his former violent actions. Hugh Jackman’s Hood literally says “I did it because I like stealing”. I mean, it’s hellworld and all that, but c’mon, they gotta be making fun of us.

The review channels and threads on reddit are all full of bots hyping this movie hard. I only took a short glimpse, yet I’ve seen several posts saying “I’m so excited, I’ll be seated”.

This is the most pathetic billionaire apologia I’ve heard of in a hot minute.