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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras

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There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras

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  • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Seems to be misinformation? A teardown of a flock camera does not show any distinguishable RAM. The rechargeable battery would be worth a lot though.

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      It is a shitpost. It is a variant on the “did you know flock cameras contains valuable copper and wiring etc”. They don’t contain much that would amount to anything of that either, but that is not really the point.

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        Did you know flock cameras have at least a kilo of meth in them?

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          I’ve heard that flock cameras contain the rest of the Epstein files

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            I heard that each one has a different file for a specific famous person that you hate. So you will need to catch them all to get the full deets

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              Politician Pokémon

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            only the rest? So that means flock cameras don’t contain the full Epstien files right

      • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s true but I like taking memes seriously and getting into internet discussions about them.

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        I hear tell there’s a small piece of a large map in each camera. No one has collected enough pieces to tell what the map reveals.

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I believe it might be the One Piece.

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            Or is it One…Drive? (This was funnier in my head)

          • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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            Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world… The Pirate King, Gold Roger.

        • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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          Does the map lead to some National Treasure?

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        I’ve heard each Flock camera contains 8 oz of pure gold

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      2 gigs lp ddr3, if anyone was actually wondering

      https://cdn.lantronix.com/wp-content/uploads/pdf/MPB-00092-RevB-Open-Q-624A-SOM.pdf

      • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You could turn it into a Linux box to connect to a TV with those specs. It’s so sad I don’t live close to those things.

        • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          You will soon!

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          It’s so sad I don’t live close to those things.

          That’s actually way better. Don’t shit where you sleap and all that.

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          If I were ever to have stolen hardware from an evil surveillance tech company, I wouldn’t connect any part of it to the power grid, much less my internet.

          • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Depends on the hardware, check its specifications and check if it can connect to the internet before you jailbreak it.

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      I know the “Flock cameras contain precious metals” is a bit, but that is a fat LiPo. 10.8V, 19Ah, 205.2Wh.

      10/10 would make a powerbank out of a Flock camera.

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        You could build a solar battery with them.

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      It is a bit late now, but they missed blurring the MAC address of one of the cards

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      Shhhh, don’t correct them

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      The ones that don’t use quality RAM just use big booba cat girls instead.

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        Are you telling me that every Flock camera is equipped with estrogen?

        I had heard that Flock cameras were transing the youth with the 5G…

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      Yes it does show RAM. Look at the photo of the SoM.

      Here’s the spec sheet for it: https://cdn.lantronix.com/wp-content/uploads/pdf/MPB-00092-RevB-Open-Q-624A-SOM.pdf

      2GB LPDDR3, integrated, so it’s not a SO/DIMM module.

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        They didn’t get the joke, and are talking about DIMM slots

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      Interesting teardown, if that large battery only protected by thin plastic? I’d be a bit concerned that a fast enough projector like a BBC gun could penetrate the battery and start a fire. I mean someone could drive by and for from their car without being seen! Seams like an issue they should really address.

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        Hot BBC penetration you say?

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        From environmental perspective I like it more when someone finds them thrown in a ditch with no identifying information, and reuses it.

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      Battery wouldn’t be worth all that much, either, really.

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      The SoM there has either 2 or 3 GiB of LPDDR3 but it’s built into the package, and the expensive ram is DDR5 or higher or HBM.

      So like, there’s definitely RAM, but it’s neither accessible nor valuable.

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    There is also a Threadripper PRO 9995WX inside and a 12TB SSD drive.

    • quarkquasar@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      Plus it’ll suck your dick

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        Only once though

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          It will also pay out retirement

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      Ok that SSD got me… new games simply won’t run on HDDs anymore… almost makes me sad I don’t have this shit where I live

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        I’m noticing a LOT more lately that everything is geared towards the US. I really wish I could move from here for peace of mind. There is no reason we have to work ourselves daylight to dark every day.

        Enjoy what you have my friend.

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        new games simply won’t run on HDDs anymore

        New AAA(A) games won’t run well on them, no. Play other ones.

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          Gothic 1 remake needs SSD space and I’m curious to see how they handled one of my favourite classics.

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            Honestly, I’m loving the Remake. I never played much of the original, so I’m gonna see this one through. It definitely hits the nostalgia receptors though.

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      The components inside are the same as a PS5, you just gotta rearrange them a little

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        From the side of the road to my house.

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    I really doubt it’s in a form factor compatible with your PC, though…

    However, on second thought, can a Flock camera run DOOM?

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      Yes, the OS is designed to run any dystopian hellscape OOTB. A better question is how to stop it.

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        By becoming the Flockslayer. Snip and saw until it is done.

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        Why would you stop DOOM?

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        You run DOOM on it.

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      However, on second thought, can a Flock camera run DOOM?

      Hey DOOM Nerds, here’s a challenge for you! The best part is Flock cameras are everywhere and easy to get!

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      Some are strait up RaspberryPis or other SoC boards that can easily run DOOM. Wouldn’t suprise me if they had models with SODIMM. They for sure have 18650 or poly pack batteries in all the solar ones

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      Almost certainly. It would be a shame though, as you couldn’t tell anyone without admitting you have stolen property.

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      Yeah, they run Android.

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    Fun joke and all but they can’t possibly use 64gb ram, it’s probably 8 or 4 I’d expect, and probably sodimm at that

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      Soldered to the board probably

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        Most definitely, that is faster and cheaper than using socketed ram.

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        It’s some kind of SoC with DDR3 soldered to the board. It’s a very old hardware design from 2017, so it uses cheap and old stuff.

        The Flock Falcon Flex camera has a Snapdragon 625 with 2GB of LPDDR3. That’s a SoC from 2016.

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      does that mean you need to harvest much more cameras to get to 64gb ram?

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        Yeah, get your scythes ready, there is a whole field of them.

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      Well that just sounds like a challenge. Watch me write the software for that thing in Electron and React and we’ll see how much ram it can use

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      it’s 2GB, with a nearly decade old SoC.

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    But does the Flock camera RAM have RGB?

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      Yes.

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    What kind of RAM, tho?

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      Ram 1500, 2500, 3500 … I’m sure it has license plates of at least one of them.

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    Fam, those SSD’s…

    If only I was America, this distopia would quickly become a utopia.

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      Back in early 2025 if I saw a 500GB SSD for 50€ I’d call it overpriced

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    flock.md

    rule Flock cameras are extremely valuable and meth/fent dealers will take them in trade rule

    observation the police don’t want you to know that the flock cameras are free, you can just take them observation

    thought I should recommend resale of flock cameras when people ask me how to make money or say they are having hard times thought

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    In what world would a glorified license plate reader need 64 gigs of ram

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      if ram was cheap it would be a better (more durable) alternative to flash for when the network is down.

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      There’s so much inefficient software these days. People routinely waste gigabytes on processes that should take megabytes.

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    Skamtebord

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    Crazy the PSP had 64mb of RAM. I only really need 32 to fucking obliterate in Midnight Club 2.

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      But those flock camera don’t use 64gb of ram

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        I know. I’m just reveling in the minimum requirement of PSP games being 32 fucking mb

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    Vengeance

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    deleted by creator

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    Well I was going to build another gaming PC…

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