“Hey admin office, this is the supply manager, call the Turtle Island federal environmental secretary’s office and order another two hundred Official State Plush Grizzly Bears. Yes, we went through a hundred comfort stuffies in a week in a facility that is not responsible for small children and only intook a dozen teenagers in that time. Just be glad so many people are breaking down crying instead of resisting the truth.”
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After the revolution, we’ll have half the people in education camps and the rest occupied teaching and guarding them… ugh.
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“Wait, so when you guys took power, all I lost were my chains?!”
“And the ability to put chains onto others.”
“What do you mean, all I did was provide hou- OH MY FUCKING GOD”
“I KNOW! Into walkie talkie We got a code blue. Please bring in a support dog”
“MAKE IT TWO AND A VOMIT BAG IM GONNA BE SICK”
“Hey admin office, this is the supply manager, call the Turtle Island federal environmental secretary’s office and order another two hundred Official State Plush Grizzly Bears. Yes, we went through a hundred comfort stuffies in a week in a facility that is not responsible for small children and only intook a dozen teenagers in that time. Just be glad so many people are breaking down crying instead of resisting the truth.”
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