A hug
Do they still make those? 🤔
I’ll take “the sweet release of death” if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
What if they only have the sweet and sour kind left?
only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.
A hug.
🫂
thank u
Spinach tortellini, please
Sriracha for my noodles, please.
HWAT KIND OF NOODLES!?
Are you going to the grocery store next to the Lowes?
A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake. Get two, because you’ll want one. They’re better than they have any right to be. It’s just a vanilla shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal mixed in.
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
You gotta specify horizontal or vertical striped paint.
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
A revolution
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Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don’t own any property
They are expensive to feed.
Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!
So uh… in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.
In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!
No. I been to a ton of K-BBQ places and I found them all disappointing so you aren’t allowed as well. You’re welcome.
Awhhh well in that case I’ll have one of those K-Pops I’ve been hearing about. I’ll have uhhh lime. Or grape, if they’re out of lime.
World peace, and if that’s not available, some cheese and onion chips.
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
