This is a joke about face sitting.
Season 7 episode 21, Assie Come Home
What about the one where Fry sleeps with his own grandmother to become his own grandfather?
lmfao
I should have gone with that one
Isn’t this the same country that has a pedo prince, and ties to the biggest pedo ring in modern history? Something about a Seville too…
It’s also going to make that porn more popular. Media bans don’t actually work because of how media demand works. Supply and demand don’t naturally coordinate for media exchange, except by apply risk to non-paying recipients of media. That’s how copyright works. If you apply risk to non-paying recipients for a different reason, economics doesn’t care about your reason. Just that you applied risk. Risk applied to paying parties goes into a different part of the formula. The result is total demand goes up (cash changing hand motivating production), but it becomes sold as a contraban.
D = CV*min(1,FR/FV)-CR, F(free) V(value) R(risk) C(commercial)
Because these are all distributions. Subtracting the CR distribution from that more complex part never gives you a zero distribution. But if FR is uniformly zero, demand goes to zero. Once you introduce FR you open the window of coordination (modifier of CV) to be non-zero. Because copyright enforcement is lax for pornography, FR is basically zero now. But it’s about to not be.
It’s the same reason commercial production of CSAM increases.
Ok, bye.
There is some explanation missing before this makes sense. In which units is demand measured? In currency? In amounts of “media”? What is free risk supposed to mean? And what is commercial risk? And how can it be the same unit as free and commercial value, and demand? 1€ risk? How do you apply it? How can they be distributions? Are we talking about probability distributions? What if CV < CR argh… Where can I find answers?
Isn’t this the same country that has a pedo prince
No.
and ties to the biggest pedo ring in modern history?
I take it you mean Epstein? In which case plenty of countries have ties but predominantly US.
Something about a Seville too…
We do like our oranges and Spanish holidays.
I would lie too if my country was that embarrassing
I did a deep dive into this last week. Part of the confusion is because facesitting got banned a decade ago, in 2014. There was a protest where sex workers sat on faces outside Parliament and everyone sang Monty Python’s Sit On My Face. The ban was overturned in 2020, then relitigated nowadays in 2026 when a new law banned suffocation. A popular porn website I’ve never heard of before last week said facesitting is suffocation, hence the current internet drama.
Folks, your face sitting is still perfectly legal, but you may have to go to court to argue it, because there’s no precedent establishing it yet.
Not from the UK, what’s this about. Can’t sit on faces no more?
Any dorm of choking is banned, which includes face sittning apparently.
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
With this new law effect in the UK, does that mean that most of Totally Spies is banned there?
What about goblin totem poles
Bruh you made me remember this fever dream of a fucking episode
They were all fever dreams
True, but this one was one i remember being especially trippy i think
Is this classed as “ass smothering” or “jeans facesitting”?
Yes
With a side of sploshing it looks like.
I think that’s what they call it when there’s food involved.
They should ban the one with the dog instead
Sometimes it’s ok to feel the big feelings, actually.
True, but there’s also a reason trigger warnings exist. I’m still bitter about it.
Fair.
You monster, I just stopped crying over Seymour
I thought she had some weird long feet before I zoomed in.
Dude, you can’t take leelas boots off.
Serious sweaty boot rash
*tentacle rash
Nah, he plausibly can breath so it’s okay, if I understand the stupid bill’s logic.
“What if the half-pints (who shouldn’t be on those soites without a porno loicense anyway!) learn the wrong way to have a mad hatter!”
he couldn’t breathe a moment ago when he had a pot of honey stuck on his head
makes ya think
From the thumbnail, I thought Leela had a freakishly long foot for a second.
And?
