Not gonna lie. I may not go out and buy that, but I have made similar cocktails at home, and they were pretty tasty.
Don’t bother getting the hard version of Arizona Iced Tea. Shit tastes like you’re drinking paint.
Thanks for the warning
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Tang gets used quite often in my mixes 😆
Had friends over, and one asked if I could make a mimosa (I can, provided I have the ingredients - which I did not because we had already agreed on margaritas). Was like 😬 and looked around the kitchen. Improvised a white trash mimosa with Tang, lemon lime sparkling water, and vodka. It was deemed acceptable lol.
You should try long drink. Grapefruit and gin, lots of sugar though.
I have had them and it’s quite good
I mean, it’s just a shitty screwdriver.
Then there’s this:
and this:
“Part of a complete breakfast!”
Founders makes some great beer.
Founders is indeed a great brewery. I’ve not had a bad beer from them.
Oooh, they’ve got one called “Breakfast Stout” that sounds interesting, ill have to give it a try next time I see it. I like me a good coffee stout.
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Breakfast Stout in the bottle is a damn good stout. But Breakfast Stout on tap is maybe one of the greatest stouts of all time. If I ever see it on a beer menu on tap, I always get it.
For anyone curious: I drink this every so often. It’s very good, but it’s not what you might call “easy drinking.” It’s the kind that fights back a little.
I vould buy this
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I am also a vampire and I also vant to buy this.
Yes it does taste like Buffalo Wings, they also had a Ranch flavor to go along with it.
Martin House is my absolute favorite brewery.
I’d try it just to complain about it. I love beer. I love wings. I don’t think I’d like wangz flavoured beer.
After that, a liquid lunch and pass out before dinner.
Founders is a great brewery too. I bet it’s legit.
Here’s lunch:
Hey hey! Banana man!
Ha!!
To be fair, peanut butter porters are generally pretty good. There’s a local brewery near me that makes one, and they don’t even have a spot for it on the shelf because it’s sold out before they can stock it.
All well and good. It’s just not for me. I only post in jest and expect those who enjoy that sort of thing to ignore my jabs and carry on.
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Haven’t tried that one, but I’ve had a peanut butter stout before. It was pretty good. Tasted like a reeses stout.
“Part of a complete breakfast!”
I mean, if you eat a complete breakfast, wouldn’t anything you drank/ate during that be considered part of the complete breakfast? Healthy people hate that one trick.
The terrible thing about these isn’t the fake orange juice combined with rot gut vodka, it’s that (at least in my area) they want twelve freaking dollars for this shit. That’s three bucks a can!
You could literally buy an entire jug of not-orange juice as well as a 750 ml bottle of vodka for less.
And it’ll taste better because it isn’t a seltzer
Don’t forget the gallon of topo chico to dilute everything to the point of almost no taste
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Zero grams sugar? That is not Sunny D
I’m guessing this is closer to a Sunny D flavored White Claw than anything else.
Faking the flavor of something that’s faking the flavor of something else. Genius.
Real OGs go for this seltzer instead.
Ok, the test group people have concluded that if we go forward with “grape drank”, some people are going to get angry. I’ve invested all of my father’s money in this, I can’t back out now!
Why am I just noticing that this is AI generated? Boooo. I was hoping it was real.
Every canned cocktail I’ve ever had was awful, but some people like them.
This is just a pre-made screwdriver.
Screwdrivers are typically made with orange juice. Sunny D is more like the equivalent of orange Koolaid.
I was interested till I saw it was seltzer. Screwdrivers don’t need to be bubbly. Sounds like they mashed a mimosa (good) with a screwdriver ( good) and it’s going to come out like a vodka infused mimosa, which I wouldn’t care for.
Yeah the metal interferes with the taste.
I like Zimas and Smirnoff Ice but those always come in glass. I bet they’d be weird in a can.
Drink cans are lined with plastic so you shouldn’t get any metal taste if you pour it into a glass before drinking. If you drink straight from the can you may get a slight taste.
I like the bulleit old fashioned
To be fair that comes in a bottle. It definitely tastes like a certain type of old fashioned, but there are so many ways to make an old fashioned that not everybody’s going to like it.
Personally the bullet rye makes a good old fashioned in my book
“Orange juice, purple stuff… Sunny D Vodka! Thanks, mom!”
Mmmm tide pod vodka
A younger me would sometimes go for what we called cosmonaut screwdrivers - vodka and tang
We used to do that with some crushed ice so it was like a slushy. We called it poon Tang though…
Does it come in Tang flavor?
That’s called a Poontang
Tang is better for sandwiches.
Fucking Tang! Got a shiver down my spine just from reading its name. Fucking disgusting shit, tasted like blinker fluid.
We called that a cosmonaut screwdriver
Adult caprizzsun
I’ll never understand how they can manage to make these pre-mixed liquor drinks so weak, yet they taste so strong. 4.5% is less alcohol than many beers. Are they just putting a teaspoon of liquor in these things and using artifical flavor to make it taste like vodka?
A good mixed drink should be about 30% liquor IMO. Your average liquor has an ABV of 40%, so unless my math is wrong, at a 30:70 ratio we should be in the 12% territory, not 4.5.
These are really bad. I bought the 4 pack and threw 2 of them away unopened. And I’ll drink most anything.
