I talked to a fossil fuel free investment advisor and the single largest holding in the fund he was recommending was Microsoft lol

so it will bounce back

At some point it won’t because the line always going up is impossible and we’ve got the two horsemen of declining birth rates and climate change out galloping around.

Am I about to be kinda miffed that I had to buy a mini pc because a full size one with similar specs was going to cost me twice as much?

Dang, even Ed Zitron was forecasting another year of hype-fueled market nonsense.

Time to pull this one out already?

she was fucking bragging about it on her fucking tumblr

In between endorsements of scientific racism, too.

Yep, that’s the one.

William Nordhaus, an economist who won the economics Nobel for thinking that climate change won’t be that big a deal because agriculture is only like 5% of GDP, has died

Michigan could have tipped the balance and has been under democratic governance for a while now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

I can’t take credit for coming up with it, but whoever came up with the epithet for Israel as “Chuck Schumer’s emotional support ethnostate” was accurate

Edit: Sauce

That’s a CNN watermark. The Fox News website at least doesn’t seem to be sugar coating the results

Magic Gather at the Polls:

We have something similar going on in Washington. There’s a ballot initiative to repeal the just-passed state income tax, and I got a text message suggesting that if wealthy people have to pay taxes, they’ll give less money to charity. Plus we have initiatives to ban trans women in sports and allow parents to opt their children out of sex education.

Necromancy and legal action. Precedent will be set with Skeleton Legion v. The United States.

I thought this was a joke and then I looked it up, and it’s real. We live in interesting times indeed if we end up with Senator Homewrecker.

Who’s defining what’s possible?

Her own party’s voters already showed her the door, why would they listen to her endorsement?

I feel like there should be grounds for a lawsuit or something.

The problem (well, a problem) is that the only thing these humanoid black holes want to do is make more money. MySpace Tom was the only normal one of the bunch and he’s not in the news anymore because he took his bag and travels around taking photos and hanging out on beaches.