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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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  • Igilq
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    80•2 months ago

    Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

    • @henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      71•2 months ago

      Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

      • @wheelie@lemmy.world
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        16•2 months ago

        I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

        • RandomStickman
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          60•2 months ago

          Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you’re looking for this. It’s sounding like a bad idea.

          • it's not often that shit just works
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            Some peehole just don’t know when to stop.

        • @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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          15•2 months ago

          Foogle “10mm sounding rod”

          • Boxscape
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            34•2 months ago

            Foogle “10mm sounding rod”

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              4•2 months ago

              Amazon sells a ribbed one…

    • @Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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      50•2 months ago

      A pen? Foolhardiness.

      Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        21•2 months ago

        i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

        • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          17•2 months ago

          Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

          • @tomenzgg@midwest.social
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            8•2 months ago

            …

            *begrudgingly slow-claps*

          • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 months ago

            I can think of some alternate worst outcomes…

            • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              1•2 months ago

              • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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                4•2 months ago

                busting a nut

      • @BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works
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        8•2 months ago

        Glass?

        That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice…

        • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          15•2 months ago

          they’re toughened glass.

          There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

        • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          9•2 months ago

          I want to avoid micro plastics

        • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          4•2 months ago

          Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

          Glass is quite sturdy.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      39•2 months ago

      Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something… More.

      I’ve always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

      • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

        Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

        I’ve got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

        • @nightm4re@feddit.org
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          Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn’t expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

        • @ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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          14•2 months ago

          You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

        • Omega
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          Screenshot_2025-04-11-03-22-31-108_org.koitharu.kotatsu

          • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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            10•2 months ago

            I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

            Hope that clears it up.

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        7•2 months ago

        are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the ‘sounding’ name.

        • RandomStickman
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          19•2 months ago

          A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

          • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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            3•2 months ago

            ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?

            • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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              7•2 months ago

              Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

              • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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                2•2 months ago

                what do you find not boring? the only thing i’m familiar with is a tenga flip hole.

                • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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                  I dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?

                  I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.

                  • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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                    2•2 months ago

                    thanks, i liked the flip because you control the vacuum/tightness.

        • @Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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          5•2 months ago

          The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as “probing”.

        • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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          5•2 months ago

          You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

    • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11•2 months ago

      It’s cause the other holes are full.

    • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      5•2 months ago

      Just assume they’re joking and think on it no further.

      Do not Google anything!

    • @Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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      1•2 months ago

      Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra… with the coarse end first.

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