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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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  • @Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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    50•2 months ago

    A pen? Foolhardiness.

    Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

    • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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      21•2 months ago

      i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

      • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        17•2 months ago

        Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

        • @tomenzgg@midwest.social
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          8•2 months ago

          …

          *begrudgingly slow-claps*

        • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 months ago

          I can think of some alternate worst outcomes…

          • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            1•2 months ago

            • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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              4•2 months ago

              busting a nut

    • @BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works
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      8•2 months ago

      Glass?

      That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice…

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        15•2 months ago

        they’re toughened glass.

        There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

      • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        9•2 months ago

        I want to avoid micro plastics

      • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        4•2 months ago

        Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

        Glass is quite sturdy.

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