• @Allero@lemmy.today
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    639 days ago

    You don’t want to see it.

    For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

    • Lord Wiggle
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      749 days ago

      Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

      • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        358 days ago

        They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.

        If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.

            • Lord Wiggle
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              78 days ago

              But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.

            • Lord Wiggle
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              6 days ago

              No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.

              Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes