• Lord Wiggle
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    741 month ago

    Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      351 month ago

      They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.

      If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.

          • Lord Wiggle
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            71 month ago

            But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.

          • Lord Wiggle
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            29 days ago

            No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.

            Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes