@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 days agoNo looky for you!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square158fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageNo looky for you!sh.itjust.works@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 days agomessage-square158fedilink
minus-squareLord Wigglelinkfedilink74•9 days agoNot true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
minus-square@ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilink35•8 days agoThey’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”. If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
minus-square@bitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•8 days agoImmigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
minus-squareLord Wigglelinkfedilink7•8 days agoBut they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
minus-squareLord Wigglelinkfedilink2•edit-26 days agoNo. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome. Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes
Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
Even worse! They’re all nude!
They have big dicks though
And they glow in the dark!
But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
In proportion to their bodies, yes?
No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.
Edit: which happens to be the name of my future band: the Glow in the Dark Big Dick Dishwasher Gnomes