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Jonathan Snyder to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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Children Missing the Cue

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Children Missing the Cue

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Jonathan Snyder to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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  • @weariedfae@sh.itjust.works
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    135•4 months ago

    Sorry to bother you but it is “missing the cue” not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.

    • @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      64•4 months ago

      ¿que?

      • ORbituary
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        17•4 months ago

        S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)

        • @DonGirses@lemmy.world
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          3•4 months ago

          ese o se ca ese

      • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        1•4 months ago

        Quizás

    • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      9•4 months ago

      But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?

      • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        3•4 months ago

        I’ve done that before. Massively embarrassing.

    • @50_centavos@lemmy.world
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      7•4 months ago

      OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There’s no karma!

      • @Gladaed@feddit.org
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        2•4 months ago

        You’re paranoid. Prolly just a reddit refugee.

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      6•4 months ago

      Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.

      Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)

      Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso

    • CaptainBlagbird
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      4•4 months ago

      I think you missed the Q.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher
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      2•4 months ago

      Missing the what?

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      2•4 months ago

      Thank you for helping. I hope it works.

    • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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      2•4 months ago

      What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?

      • @scholar@lemmy.world
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        3•4 months ago

        Then the person at the front of the queue must clear their throat until you realise your mistake and return to the back of the queue.

  • @PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    69•4 months ago

    Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔

    • W.itjust.works
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      34•4 months ago

      Cuz, f tha police?

      • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        28•4 months ago

        Cuz all cops are bastards

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          10•4 months ago

          I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!

    • Lucy :3
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      5•4 months ago

      Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)

  • tramdan.uk
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    68•4 months ago

    Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?

    • @musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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      90•4 months ago

      And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

    • @Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      33•4 months ago

      Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

      • @fossphi@lemm.ee
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        9•4 months ago

        Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don’t know, it’s a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents

      • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        5•4 months ago

        Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it…

      • @0ops@lemm.ee
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        4•4 months ago

        Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn’t even want me to know, let alone take part.

    • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      32•4 months ago

      The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a “Cultural Exchange Opportunity”.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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      “Never lie!!!”

      Knock knock “Are there any Mexicans in this house?”

      “YES SIR, they’re hiding in my basement to escape your search.”

      Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

    • @Hexarei@programming.dev
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      3•4 months ago

      Nah, yer not alone. we’re out here. Just quiet.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    33•4 months ago

    ¿Missing the what?

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      The queue. It’s a British thing.

      Edit: your one’s much better; just adding this edit so people don’t miss it ;-)

      • @embed_me@programming.dev
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        7•4 months ago

        Cue

        • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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          3•4 months ago

          Ex cues me

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        The headline is about missing a “cue” as in failing to respond correctly, but it’s misspelled “que” - which happens to be Spanish for “what”, which was the basis for my joke using Spanish question marks.

        • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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          Yes, I got that. I was just primed to make some sort of joke of my own, but didn’t have such a good one. I loved your Spanish question marks :-D

  • IninewCrow
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    31•4 months ago

    ACAB

    • @Evrala@lemmy.world
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      22•4 months ago

      Assigned Cop At Birth.

      “I’m sorry ma’am… it’s a cop”

      • IninewCrow
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        8•4 months ago

        Doctor that slapped the baby’s butt at birth gets charged with assaulting a police officer

      • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1•4 months ago

        Late term abortion.

    • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      21•4 months ago

  • @Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    25•4 months ago

    A friend of mine’s kid snitched on him when he was in the right. Something similar where 5 and under were free or discounted, and he said to the ticket person she’s 5, and she just decided to play a kid game with him. “NOOO DADDDY, I’M 6!” but she actually was 5. He said, no, you’re not sweetheart you’re 5, and the lady gives him a wink and goes “It’s ok, she can be 5 today.” He was trying to tell her she actually was 5 and he wasn’t trying to cheat them, and she’s like “don’t worry about it” in a tone that said she was not believing him.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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      10•4 months ago

      That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That’s S-Tier trolling.

  • @kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    12•4 months ago

    ¿Que?

  • ThotDragon
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    8•4 months ago

    That child is illegitimate.

  • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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    7•4 months ago

    Missing the what?

  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    4•4 months ago

    All cops are… babies??

  • @TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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    4•4 months ago

  • @Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3•4 months ago

    sounds like a totally not made-up situation

    • CronyAkatsuki
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      3•4 months ago

      Come to balkan ma frend, where people will force their 12 y/o to say they are 6 for free bus ticket 🙂

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