Lol. Lmao, even.
You’re much better off selling the fucking thing at that point instead of continuing to put the lives of you and your passengers at risk in a death trap. 
this is the kind of thing that you need when you have built the vehicle yourself from an $800 kit that is not allowed on public roads… it should not be a recognizable phenomenon on a $80,000 luxury vehicle.
Critical support to Elong who fleeces chuds and sells them deathraps?
Unfortunately, these things crashing and becoming an untameable fireball affects more than just the buyer
And even more unfortunately the front passengers have better escape options than the rear.
dying in an overpriced bazingawagon is the new punk rock
Still love the–AAAAAAAH FUCK I’M BURNING ALIIIIIIVE
The fucking zip tie holding a keyring to the steel cable…
As if the Tesla situation couldn’t get dumber, the owners really bring it home.
Also… do you think these people tell their passengers about it whenever they get into the car? Or are the owners assuming they will have the capacity to explain it in the moment of the crash/fire?
I can just imagine a Tesla owner inviting a friend or family member to be a passenger, just so they can brag about the car while they drive on the interstate, and then casually mentioning the DIY rip cords, making the passenger instantly regret that they didn’t set up a will before they got in.
“Hey so let me tell you about some of the modifications I did…”
Oddly enough, Tesla themselves made a better emergency release in the model 3 which is just a normal lever in front of the normal latch.
I would just buy another car but that’s just me
We’ve reached the point where there are a few decent options in the space, Lucid has a thing where they give you a huge rebate if you trade in a Tesla while buying one of theirs which is funny.
Id get an ionic 5 if had to pick
From an ethical standpoint, who are you going to sell it to? The Human Torch?Elon explaining his Super
villainOzymandias plot:And with this software update, all the Teslas in the world will lock themselves, incinerating the occupants inside and establishing a world free of chuds!
please work lathe“An ejector seat, you’re joking!”
Sure, if you wanna void the warranty…
Don’t the cars have a secondary release built in for if the powered opening doesn’t work? Or is it just every single other car with power doors that has that and not Teslas?
