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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 4 days ago

A very personal question

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A very personal question

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  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think that will work, but hopefully they raise income taxes so I at least take home a bit more cash each month.

    • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I’m not so sure that’s going far enough. I’d be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

      • MeatPilot
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        I’d hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        6•4 days ago

        I’d be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house

        🤔

        • @Tja@programming.dev
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          13•3 days ago

          ThatsTheJoke.jpg

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      4 days ago

      Valid response if you’re an oligarch

      • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        10•4 days ago

        Everyone is these days

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          13•4 days ago

          Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

          • @naught101@lemmy.world
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            12•4 days ago

            Cooo

          • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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            2•3 days ago

            I wish

  • Drusas
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    115•4 days ago

    This is just painful.

    • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      62•4 days ago

      At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it’s definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.

      • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        33•4 days ago

        Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.

        • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          23•4 days ago

          No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.

          • @FrederikNJS@lemm.ee
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            10•4 days ago

            No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.

            • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              7•3 days ago

              Maybe you’re thinking of a person or thing that packs down tightly by a succession of blows or taps?

              • @Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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                3•3 days ago

                Maybe you are thinking of when someone is always in a bad mood.

                • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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                  3•3 days ago

                  Are you sure you haven’t mixed it up with the motto of the US Marines?

    • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      6•4 days ago

      Point out on the pigeon where it is painful.

  • don
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    59•4 days ago

    No, they were most certainly not homeschooled by a pigeon. Pigeons have brains and can learn things. They were homeschooled by a bag of wet bags.

  • @Hyphlosion@lemm.ee
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    30•3 days ago

    What’s wrong with being homeschooled by a pigeon? I took boxing lessons from a raccoon for a while.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      17•3 days ago

      I did conflict resolution classes with an ostrich

      • @Honytawk@feddit.nl
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        11•3 days ago

        My grandma got fucked by a horse

  • @DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    17•3 days ago

    “But the felon rapist conman told me so!!!”

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    snort

    That was genuinely funny.

    • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      7•4 days ago

      Cooo, cooo, cooo

  • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    32•4 days ago

    I know, right? What tariffs?

    • @omega_x3@lemmy.world
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      35•4 days ago

      Those things Taco always talks about but clearly doesn’t understand anything about them and is scared of

      • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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        6•3 days ago

        At least I’m hearing way less 4D chess / “he has a reason” nowadays or are my filters working better?

  • @thorhop@sopuli.xyz
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    26•4 days ago

    “I hope Nordic people can swim”…

    Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

    • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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      When I went to core school (mandatory for ages 6 through 15) swimming was a required subject. We swam in one of many tax funded swimming halls in the area.

      Edit: I’m from Sweden, same as Greta although a fair bit older

      • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Yeah same, there are like 0% of swedes that can’t swim if it’s physically possible.

        I was actually a bit shocked when I moved more south in Europe that there were people who couldn’t swim (or ride a bicycle).

        • @Im_old@lemmy.world
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          I can swim like a bicycle 😅

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      3•3 days ago

      I know exactly the context for this comment but at least as far as I can see it’s under this post.

      Weird. Lemmy bug maybe?

  • @squaresinger@lemmy.world
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    10•3 days ago

    They aren’t wrong. Tariffs could help bring the upcoming Samsung A17 to $1000-1200.

  • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    8•3 days ago

    Ah yes, the upcoming “Samsung Phone”. I hear it’s going to be really game-changing!

  • @Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    3•3 days ago

    It could have been a homing pigeon.

  • @linchiao@lemm.ee
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    Wait… Does someone want to buy iPhone not ironically? 🤣 Sorry, but I will keep in LOL status for 2 hours more

    • @GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Apologies for the very personal question, but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

      • @linchiao@lemm.ee
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        by two, don’t forget the partner

        • @GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Huh. I actually had to look this up, and you’re right; they are largely monogamous and share parenting responsibilities.

          My sincerest apologies. Say hi to them when you get home.

        • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          11•4 days ago

          Gotta admit, nice comeback

      • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        4•4 days ago

        Lmao!

    • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t you lay that evil on me, bobby busche

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