Aliens be judging your kinks and fetishes… 👀
Not just cameras… Probes👽😮
Which is probably why they haven’t tried to make contact. “Oh look! It’s a planet full of fundamentalist chimps with nuclear weapons” “should we pop over and say hi?” “Nah, fuck that noise!”
It’s called Dark Matter. C’mon, what’s more likely, 85% of the universe is completely unobservable by chance? Or by design?
Any post-scarcity civilization that advances past Prime Directive territory just quantum-shifts half a dimension to the left so they can all hang out together without bothering anyone else.
Aliens don’t judge you, though. No judgemental species can collaborate long enough to go Dark, you either evolve past those primitive instincts or self-destruct.
This is a topic in the 3 body problem series of books. The aliens have photons (?) that spy on everything the humans do so the humans have no way of planning against their attack without them knowing. The humans assign a few people to make plans with no oversight and without telling anyone else their plan.
Highly recommend the books.photons (?)
Sophon
There was a TV SciFi series for kids with some guys from the future arriving in our time to solve an issue, and they had cameras the size of pins they could stick anywhere to see what’s happening.
The fun of the series was that those guys from the future had barely a clue how to blend in in our time, with a historian of them trying to make them fit in.
judging
So when the hell do we find out the results from the judging? What can we win?
“Congratulations human! You’ve won the ‘most depraved’ award! You’ve been deemed not worth enslaving, instead you’ll be rewarded with a swift and painless death!”
Joke’s on them, I’m vanilla AF.
Or, they can abduct people and anyone who says they were abducted will be called crazy? 🤔
humans are animals
The Aliens might also be animals, you know?
They could also be fungi, or bacteria. Or just straight up zucchini
All the more reason for them to judge out kinks
in the wild
can you define ‘the wild’? what about houseless encampments, are those humans in the wild? we treat them like animals, so maybe you’re onto something.
We put cameras in birds nests. Houses don’t make us not wild.
Try sun is the flash the universe is a camera
We are inside a black hole being observed.
I suspect they’ll just stop bothering with the surveillance and go straight for reality tv and internet porn, much more telling of us as a whole
The government and corporations can do that too
Bold of you to assume I’m unaware
Sofons be like.
The birds are watching you.
Try leaving bird seeds. They’ll know instantly, because they’re always watching you.
If you don’t leave bird seeds they will find your car and shit on it.
your car
Laughs in lack of driving license
the lizard people be like
