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Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.

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Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.

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  • @DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world
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    240•5 days ago

    NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!

    Irony truly is dead.

    • Default Username
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      5•5 days ago

      It wasn’t before already?

  • SanguinePar
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    225•5 days ago

    There’s always a tweet:

  • Dr. Wesker
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    181•5 days ago

    Getting these vibes

    • Doubledee [comrade/them]
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      29•5 days ago

      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

    • @jupiter@lemmy.sdf.org
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      12•5 days ago

      Wanna take a trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum and liberate this banner for the memes?

  • @CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    145•5 days ago

    Congress?? Hello?

    • goferking (he/him)
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      80•5 days ago

      They’re too busy changing their pants after their wishes finally came true

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        40•5 days ago

        “So we still get paid and we don’t have to do anything? That’s amazing! Haha, but why do I have to face the wall for this part?”

      • @selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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        10•5 days ago

        It’s weird to laugh in a time like this. Thank you, I guess.

        • goferking (he/him)
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          3•4 days ago

          Sometimes laughing is all we can do in times like this

      • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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        10•5 days ago

        Nah, they’re all on the phone with their stockbrokers.

        • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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          1•3 days ago

          You laugh but several members of Congress bought stocks in defense contractors shortly before this military operation

          • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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            1•3 days ago

            I wasn’t joking.

    • @WalnutLum@lemmy.ml
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      In 2001 when The US authorized use of force on Al-Qaeda that, along with The 1973 war powers resolution gave the president (as in the position of president, not just Bush) unlimited ability to bomb anyone loosely associated with Al-Qaeda in perpetuity.

      It’s what allowed Bush, then Obama, then Trump, and then Biden, and now Trump again, to use the military as they see fit for performing military operations against basically any state and group in the middle east.

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      3•5 days ago

      https://pressgallery.house.gov/member-data/party-breakdown

      220 Republicans

      212 Democrats

    • Dialectical Idealist
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      3•4 days ago

      Congress has been increasingly abdicating more of its powers for several administrations now

  • @VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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    141•5 days ago

    It’s not a meme, it’s real

  • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    126•5 days ago

    • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

      My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

      • @huppakee@feddit.nl
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        Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I’d vote for.

        • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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          5•4 days ago

          All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

          You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.

    • @PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml
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      11•4 days ago

      The photo should just be an Israeli flag.

  • TFO Winder
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    A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site…NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!

    How the F*** can anyone use these two lines in a single paragraph. Absurdity here is comical

    • sylver_dragon
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      47•4 days ago

      War is Peace. Freedom is slavery.
      And now for your Five Minute Hate.

      • @mobotsar@sh.itjust.works
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        1•4 days ago

        Subjugation is liberation? Contradiction is truth?

    • @reddit_sux@lemmy.world
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      20•4 days ago

      A perfect presentation of American thinking.

      " we bomb you to have peace with you"

    • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml
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      He really wants that Nobel Prize Obama got for waging 13 wars so he have to up the game.

    • @geneva_convenience@lemmy.mlOP
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      That line sounds like it was written directly by Netanyahu himself.

      • @selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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        14•4 days ago

        That’s because they are the same genocidal, colonialist state.

    • @Corn@lemmy.ml
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      13•4 days ago

      “We had to destroy the village in order to save it.”

    • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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      8•4 days ago

      Comical is… A word. I’m not even a smoker, but I feel like a cigarette and some liqueur.

      I’m so fucking tired…

    • @kent_eh@lemmy.ca
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      We come in peace

      ^shoot to kill^

    • @NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      GWAR has entered the chat.

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Just saw this earlier.

  • @tartarin@reddthat.com
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    81•4 days ago

  • @technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This statement from Trump is unsurprisingly disinformation. Most people interpret “nuclear sites” as nuclear bombs instead of completely legal power stations for civilian infrastructure.

    Please don’t recite this disinformation uncritically. That’s just recycling propaganda.

    Instead it’s worth emphasizing that the zio regime actually has rogue nukes and is using them to threaten the planet with a nuclear holocaust. That’s the actual problem.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

  • SuperiorOne
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    61•4 days ago

    The worst part is, international laws and conventions are basically means nothing at this point. US actions simply incentivizes more countries to get mass-destruction weapons.

    • Does US call you as 51. state? Get a nuke.
    • Does US want to invade your island? Get a nuke.
    • Does US want to airstrike your country? Get a nuke.
    • Does US government officials breach your constitutional rights? Maybe consider owning a mini-nuke.

    Thanks to these maniacs, Kim Jong Un now seems to be wisest person on the earth…

  • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    51•4 days ago

    Anyway, the San Diego Naval Amphibious Base Coronado shows the american dream

  • @HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    It’s fitting because at the end of that episode, they learn that the US was in fact the alien invaders declaring war on other planets.

  • @ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    117•5 days ago

    We killed a bunch of people but now I want peace…

    I punched you but please don’t hit me back or I’ll cry.

    • @Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Soy Right, at it again

  • Cowbee [he/they]
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    May the US Empire crumble to dust, its only vestiges a dark stain on human existence for future historians to look on with disgust.

    • @lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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      Inshallah

    • @AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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      24•5 days ago

      I don’t wanna jinx it, but

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis

      • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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        2•3 days ago

        It would be hilarious if Trump’s, Israel’s and Iran’s actions end up triggering significant climate action out of the sheer cost of continuing to burn oil. The last fuel crisis in the 70s actually caused significant amounts of research into alternatives and some interesting electric vehicles were actually released during that time

    • @Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip
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      Hate to be that guy but -> “Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around. And going by the past absolute fuckery of prediction skills, that means we got at best till 2040… No history or historians, just slow climate death and extinction for all.

      • Cowbee [he/they]
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        Doubt it. Climate change is already happening, but we can mitigate its effects the earlier we tackle it. Plus, no idea who is floating the collapse idea around.

      • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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        “Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around

        By whom?

        Idiots toss around a lot of stuff.

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