• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 years ago

    I think in an era of real criminals, it’s important that we have at least one paedophile on Scooby Doo and that they give Scooby a gun and a backstory about being in Iraq so he hesitates when he shoots, killing a hostage. The gun doesn’t need to be prominent beyond that, but it needs to be in the final scene when he writes “Roward” on the wall and shoots himself under it.

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        5 years ago

        Scooby Doo took place in an era of boomer criminals. They could only show white collar crime. In the real world, the world where we need Scoob, the monsters do monstrous things. What if Scoob was tasked with solving the Josef Fritzl case? Would he have the stomach for it after three tours in Fallujah or would it eat him alive?