OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square217linkfedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square217linkfedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·2 months agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareRaoulDuke@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoSwallow the sins of man
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·2 months agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick