A spokesman says the Nobel Committee placed "politics over peace" in awarding the coveted award to Venezuela's opposition leader.
  • Sibilantjoe@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1151·
    11 months ago

    “The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

    “President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”

    I’m glad we’ve arrived at the ‘indistinguishable from North Korean propaganda’ stage of the second Trump presidency. Really classic stuff.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      29·
      11 months ago

      How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

      Praise be.

  • AxExRx@lemmy.worldEnglish
    54·
    11 months ago

    He has the heart of a humanitarian

    Whose heart did he have removed and where is he keeping it?

  • BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.socialEnglish
    401·
    11 months ago

    I would think it would be hard to vote for someone who is putting troops in the streets of their own cities. Not to mention the thuggery of ICE. EDIT: I forgot to mention threatening other countries with take overs.

    • Mihies@programming.devEnglish
      211·
      11 months ago

      We shall not forget glorious enabling of genocide, attack on Iran, assassinations in Venezuela, Greenland and Canada demands, helping Russia just to name a few.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.worldEnglish
    28·
    11 months ago

    bLaStS ! ! !
    RiPs !! !
    eVisCeRaTeS!!!

    There are just some of the words made utterly worthless LOOOOONG AGO by the garbage dump that is 24/7 infotainment pundit industrial complex.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.caEnglish
    27·
    11 months ago

    Whitehouse whines like a little bitch to the Nobel Committee for not awarding peace prize to trump

    FTFY

    I already hate it that every news item now is about blasting, crushing, burying, and whatnot, but this isn’t blasting at all, it’s literally cry baby whining

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    25·
    11 months ago

    In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.caEnglish
    15·
    11 months ago

    President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives threatening wars on the world, and murdering innocent civilians,

    FTFY

  • Avicenna@lemmy.worldEnglish
    151·
    11 months ago

    lol time to take out Obama’s nobel peace prize videos and unleash them on Twitter

  • DriftingLynx@lemmy.caEnglish
    14·
    11 months ago

    So, how many Peace Prize winners have set their military to occupy politically opposed cities allowed the police to run rough shod over their citizen’s rights to due process?

    That’s how many prizes this orange clown is going to get 🙄