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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.

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There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    12 小时前

    He should have gotten some tips from Melania she made it to the top of her profession…that’s a whole lot of dicks

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      that implies two things that are just not true.

      1. Trump is the best of his class
      2. Trump is NOT a bottom dollar bitch
  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Wait, so that’s what they mean when they say he’s not right in the head?

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    Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…

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      He can’t because defamation. He could however deny it and say the reason is because Trump has a small pp. THAT would be even better 😂

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    FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can’t even comprehend how good DJT’s succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can’t remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK’s uncle

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    I always had a feeling Hillary would’ve been better than trump

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      until very recently, I never thought about either or wanted to…

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        I never wanted to think about it before either, and still don’t want to.

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    A little bit of Monica in my life

    A little bit of Donald by my side

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need

      A little bit of Hillary is what I see

  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    Leave it to a narcissist to suck at sucking dick.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      JFC lmao

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      They have bill in a tough spot, for sure.

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    Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

    He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Do you think he takes out his dentures first?

      • QuincyPeck@lemmy.world
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        Of course. He’s a pro.

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    He HAS to be awful at giving head

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      I once dated a girl that tried to have full conversations with me in her mouth. It wasn’t a pleasant experience. Since Trump never shuts up, I’d imagine it would be similar.

    • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
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      He does give greedy bottom vibes.

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      Well … unless you like tight …

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        🤮

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    Honestly, it’s funnier if he’s genuinely excellent at it.

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    I heard Bubba was debating leaving Hillary for Trump … but it turned out he just wants to leave Hillary.

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    Couldn’t find the original upload, but I imagine it was something like this (partially nsfw maybe?)

    https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc

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    !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world

    Or any of the huge amount of politics communities. Stop ruining this one

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      No.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Obama.

      • bryndos@fedia.io
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        gory bush

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      Doesn’t break any rules.

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