Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
Meesa poop egg piss.
That or one of those double shark dicks
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
I like this
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Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
Horse vet
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
There are dozens of us.
Deepcut username
There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious
There is an FX show (cake) that has a segment called shark lords. It’s a parody where they go to track down a shark to fuck it. I assumed that’s what you were referring to. Cool name tho
That’s so funny I have to check that out. I wish I were referencing that because I look back on my r/pcm days and cringe. I keep the name because it makes other people laugh
Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I’ve got them moves like Jarjar
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
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Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
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Look - that tongue could be handy
I need the tongue, so I choose “look”.
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
I need the tongue
🤔
… I believe this does not require further explaining …
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
Meesa doesn’t like this game
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.
Can I be both?
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn’t make sense.
You are not allowed to kill yourself
Well, who’s gonna stop me?
Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.
rEdDiT cArEs 🤖
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.
