I decide if I’m going to wash them based on the state of the bathroom. If all they have is air dryers (or worse, a single fabric towel… shudders) then I’m probably not gonna wash them. You can keep your filthy germ blowers thanks. Taps look dirtier than the urinals? Forget it. If the bathroom is clean, then ye sure, otherwise I just use hand sanitizer
My dude, bandanas exist. Clean hands on your own bandana is as good as it gets.
Find what they call trainman, signalman or similar ones. They’re bigger, tend to be easy to find in thicker fabric, and can do other jobs as well.
As you roll up to the sink, pull the bandana out, drape it around your neck. Wash, shake a little, grab the bandana and dry off.
It’ll go right back in your pocket and not cause any problems very slightly damp. If need be, leave it hanging loosely around the neck or out of the pocket so it’ll dry.
Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.
Like, I’ll always wash my hands after taking a shit, but it doesn’t really seem necessary if I touched my dick for a literal second to pull it out and put it up. And depending on the clothing I don’t even need to touch it.
It’s genuinely disturbing how many men I’ve seen not wash their hands.
I decide if I’m going to wash them based on the state of the bathroom. If all they have is air dryers (or worse, a single fabric towel… shudders) then I’m probably not gonna wash them. You can keep your filthy germ blowers thanks. Taps look dirtier than the urinals? Forget it. If the bathroom is clean, then ye sure, otherwise I just use hand sanitizer
I mean, yall go in with there with pants and leave with pants, right? Wash your hands and wipe them on your pants. Still cleaner than the alternative.
My dude, bandanas exist. Clean hands on your own bandana is as good as it gets.
Find what they call trainman, signalman or similar ones. They’re bigger, tend to be easy to find in thicker fabric, and can do other jobs as well.
As you roll up to the sink, pull the bandana out, drape it around your neck. Wash, shake a little, grab the bandana and dry off.
It’ll go right back in your pocket and not cause any problems very slightly damp. If need be, leave it hanging loosely around the neck or out of the pocket so it’ll dry.
Right?? I literally put them on blast outside the restroom sometimes lol
Why would you wash your hands if you didn’t piss or get shit on them?
If anything, your hands are dirtier than your junk. Your junk sits behind clothing. Your hands are out touching things all the time.
Wash your hands before touching your dick. 😌
But also: If you touch anything to flush the toilet, you should wash 'em again after.
Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.
Like, I’ll always wash my hands after taking a shit, but it doesn’t really seem necessary if I touched my dick for a literal second to pull it out and put it up. And depending on the clothing I don’t even need to touch it.
Kick that shit open with your feet.
That’s not always an option, though.
Kick harder
I wash my hands before I touch my dick not after.
I got some wasabi powder transfer once going to the bathroom while working as a cook. Learned that lesson real quick.
Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?
No?
Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.
Do you make people shower before you suck their dick?
I don’t because I like it extra cheesy.
😆